Definitions by momalord

Fatter 

A lighter that doesn't do much but lazes around all day.

It can be personified to refer to a human being or animal or even a bird.

Bogdan: Hey Mech Adams, can you pass the lighter?

Mech Adams: Oh, that one? That's a fatter.

Joe & McAdams: Sorry, what?

Mech Adams: It doesn't work; it burns neither calories nor cigarettes.

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Joe: Hey, let's work on the assignment tomorrow.
Donald: Sure, I'll find someone on Fiverr.
Joe: You fucking fatter.

Fatter by momalord March 5, 2022

Floopan

Someone who attempts to ejaculate but fails due to physical, mental, or mechanical reasons.

Verb form: floop.
Definition: Fail miserably at sth.

X: I tried so hard and got so far but in the end, I never came.
Y: Wow, you're such a floopan.

Verb form usage:

Rick: Did you manage to get the alien serum in the portal opener?
Morty: I couldn't find the serum, Rick. I flooped big time.
Rick: You're such a dick, Morty.

Floopan by momalord January 4, 2022