Mary is a complete flodger, and she flodged out on me. Seriously she just called and said she couldnt come over. What a flodge!
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Get the flodger mug.Man dude aways talking like he has so much money, clothes, cars, and girls. He's nothing but a flodger.
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Get the Flodger mug.When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.
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Get the floggershnarf mug.the word flodge is a spelling derivation of the word flauge which is a shortened/slightly altered version of the word "camouflage".
the word gained popularity especially amongst american hiphop culture and is used mainly as a verb to describe someone lying, hiding, fronting or masking a truth or event.
flodge is often used as an alternate spelling of "flauge", as it is easier to pronounce. To those simply hearing the word, without knowing the origin (derived from camouflage) of the word, flodge proves to be a more logical spelling.
the word gained popularity especially amongst american hiphop culture and is used mainly as a verb to describe someone lying, hiding, fronting or masking a truth or event.
flodge is often used as an alternate spelling of "flauge", as it is easier to pronounce. To those simply hearing the word, without knowing the origin (derived from camouflage) of the word, flodge proves to be a more logical spelling.
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-sorry guys, i'm not going to be able to come to the game with you tonight because i have to stay home and do my homework.
-don't try to flodge! we all know you're just going to stay in and watch bullshit movies with your girlfriend.
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-he said that someone broke into his house and stole all of the product, but i know for a fact that he's flodging.
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-tony is such a bullshitter. everything he says is total flodge.
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-man Waterworld was such a stupid movie. the entire premise was total flodge.
-sorry guys, i'm not going to be able to come to the game with you tonight because i have to stay home and do my homework.
-don't try to flodge! we all know you're just going to stay in and watch bullshit movies with your girlfriend.
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-he said that someone broke into his house and stole all of the product, but i know for a fact that he's flodging.
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-tony is such a bullshitter. everything he says is total flodge.
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-man Waterworld was such a stupid movie. the entire premise was total flodge.
by dartmouthprescott November 18, 2009
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The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.
The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.
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