flodger 

A person who commits to something and doesnt show up and or bails at the last minute.

Mary is a complete flodger, and she flodged out on me. Seriously she just called and said she couldnt come over. What a flodge!

flodger by UT fuckers February 14, 2005

Flodger 

A person who claims to have something they don't.

Man dude aways talking like he has so much money, clothes, cars, and girls. He's nothing but a flodger.

Flodger by Dap. July 11, 2010

Flodger 

A person who can’t stop wiggling about

STOP THAT FLODGER! THEY KEEP WIGGLING!

Flodger by Ella henchworth February 20, 2018

Flonger Blasted 

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.

"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."

Flonger Blasted by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015

floggershnarf

a man who gets a boner while talking to his grandpa. or while reading a math book.

damn, rigo got a floggershnarf during math.

floggershnarf by savannamadisonmarianahannnah December 25, 2009

flodge 

the word flodge is a spelling derivation of the word flauge which is a shortened/slightly altered version of the word "camouflage".

the word gained popularity especially amongst american hiphop culture and is used mainly as a verb to describe someone lying, hiding, fronting or masking a truth or event.

flodge is often used as an alternate spelling of "flauge", as it is easier to pronounce. To those simply hearing the word, without knowing the origin (derived from camouflage) of the word, flodge proves to be a more logical spelling.

eg. 1

-sorry guys, i'm not going to be able to come to the game with you tonight because i have to stay home and do my homework.
-don't try to flodge! we all know you're just going to stay in and watch bullshit movies with your girlfriend.

eg. 2
-he said that someone broke into his house and stole all of the product, but i know for a fact that he's flodging.

eg.3
-tony is such a bullshitter. everything he says is total flodge.

eg.4

-man Waterworld was such a stupid movie. the entire premise was total flodge.

flodge by dartmouthprescott November 18, 2009

Cripple Cream Flogger 

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.

I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

Cripple Cream Flogger by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018