Float me is a new term used to describe the the act of sucking a dick, similar to sucking up the creamy ice cream float. (chocolate or vanilla). It's gonna be thick. Its gonna overflow regardless so you might as well suck up and enjoy it.
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“Float me a Franklin” or “Floating a Franklin” is a term to describe the act of defecating while in a bathtub with your partner facing you and slowly floating it towards them.
“Oh will you please float me a franklin”, Sarah whispered eagerly, just after Jorge released a breath of warm flatulence to the lukewarm surface
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A definitive name for the 4 door truck or Extended Cab(carrying 10 - 12 people - usually Latinos) and the lawn service trailer filled with lawnmowers and weed eaters.
Mexican Parade Floats can normally be found parking in front of the neighbors house of the client, where there are several Latinos sleeping on and littering the neighboring lawns or going 20 miles per hour on the interstate, dropping yard debris in the road or proceeding at a Yellow light 1 second before it turns Red, as the entire truck population was busy watching something on YouTube on their phone to notice the light turned green.
A definitive name for the 4 door truck or Extended Cab(carrying 10 - 12 people - usually Latinos) and the lawn service trailer filled with lawnmowers and weed eaters.
Mexican Parade Floats can normally be found parking in front of the neighbors house of the client, where there are several Latinos sleeping on and littering the neighboring lawns or going 20 miles per hour on the interstate, dropping yard debris in the road or proceeding at a Yellow light 1 second before it turns Red, as the entire truck population was busy watching something on YouTube on their phone to notice the light turned green.
Hey, sorry I am going to be late for the meeting, A Mexican Parade Float is blocking the road / my driveway.
What are all these Fanta Bottles on the yard - must have been a Mexican Parade Float passing through.
What are all these Fanta Bottles on the yard - must have been a Mexican Parade Float passing through.
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Guy 2: "Oh, you mean med float widows?"
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean med float widows?"
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Get the med float widow mug.“I was at the local pool and this hot chick swam past me and dude I swear I had the hugest meatball float and it was so embarrassing. Couldn’t help it I guess”
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Get the Meatball float mug.How 75% of Fort Mill would pronounce their town. The other 15% consist of "Northerners", 9.99% consist of "Californians", and .1% consist of people from the Midwest and Foreigners.
-Non-Fort Millian: Hey where are you guys from?
-Fort Millian: Foat Meel
-Northerner: Foht Mill
-Californian: Fort Mill (they have no acccents)
-Midwesterner: I reckon Fort Mill
-Foreigner: (insert fort mill in different language here)
-Non-Fort Millian: Wow, im sorry.
-Fort Millian: Foat Meel
-Northerner: Foht Mill
-Californian: Fort Mill (they have no acccents)
-Midwesterner: I reckon Fort Mill
-Foreigner: (insert fort mill in different language here)
-Non-Fort Millian: Wow, im sorry.
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