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flirtulance
A cross between the word flirt and flatulence. The intestinal gas that is built up but suppressed during a romantic (usually first) date. It is then released in a massive farting episode on the car ride home after saying goodbye to the person you just ended a date with.
I took her out for dinner to a Mexican restaurant. The date went great except the choice of food caused me much flirtulance.
flirtulance by jeffiet September 1, 2011
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flinsulterating
If someone says something mean, you would be insulted that they said that, but flattered that they came up with an intelligent insult instead of a generic dumb one. This would be flinsulterating to you.
flinsulterating by Catie Steubing September 30, 2007
Flirtulence
"Sarah will never get a boyfriend, her flirtulence is so smelly and makes things awkward."
"Andrew cleared the room of women with his oppressive flirtulence"
"Andrew cleared the room of women with his oppressive flirtulence"
Flirtulence by Fartacious D November 3, 2016
Flirtuation
person 1: Hey you're HOTT!
person 2: You're hotter.
The obvious good, recipricated flirtuation
person 1: Hey baby, lookin good!
person2: Get a life.
Rejected obvious flirting
person 2: You're hotter.
The obvious good, recipricated flirtuation
person 1: Hey baby, lookin good!
person2: Get a life.
Rejected obvious flirting
Flirtuation by cupcakeviolence August 29, 2010
Flirtfull
Full of Flirt
Overly Flirtacious
A male or female who is always flirting with you every second they get.
It becomes annoying, and not cute anymore.
Flirts with anybody, no matter how they look.
Flirt for fun or just because.
Will flirt with somebody else in your face.
Biggest flirt everybody knows of.
Overly Flirtacious
A male or female who is always flirting with you every second they get.
It becomes annoying, and not cute anymore.
Flirts with anybody, no matter how they look.
Flirt for fun or just because.
Will flirt with somebody else in your face.
Biggest flirt everybody knows of.
Flirtfull by SoRealChicc August 27, 2011
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026