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Flirtsult 

A flirtatious insult used in order to gain attention from another person
John: Hey Lisa you look really ugly today
Lisa: Wow I know you actually think I'm really sexy and you wish you could fornicate with me, you just used a flirtsult asshole.
John: yeah
neg
Flirtsult by Dancing D May 14, 2010
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flirtulance 

A cross between the word flirt and flatulence. The intestinal gas that is built up but suppressed during a romantic (usually first) date. It is then released in a massive farting episode on the car ride home after saying goodbye to the person you just ended a date with.
I took her out for dinner to a Mexican restaurant. The date went great except the choice of food caused me much flirtulance.
flirtulance by jeffiet September 1, 2011

flinsulterating 

A combination of the words flattering and insulting.
If someone says something mean, you would be insulted that they said that, but flattered that they came up with an intelligent insult instead of a generic dumb one. This would be flinsulterating to you.
flinsulterating by Catie Steubing September 30, 2007

Flirtulence 

Uncontrollable flatulence while flirting; flirting in a loud and unpleasant manner
"Sarah will never get a boyfriend, her flirtulence is so smelly and makes things awkward."

"Andrew cleared the room of women with his oppressive flirtulence"
Flirtulence by Fartacious D November 3, 2016

Flirtuation 

A super flirty situation. Good or bad.
person 1: Hey you're HOTT!

person 2: You're hotter.

The obvious good, recipricated flirtuation

person 1: Hey baby, lookin good!

person2: Get a life.

Rejected obvious flirting
Flirtuation by cupcakeviolence August 29, 2010

Flirtfull 

Full of Flirt
Overly Flirtacious
A male or female who is always flirting with you every second they get.
It becomes annoying, and not cute anymore.
Flirts with anybody, no matter how they look.
Flirt for fun or just because.
Will flirt with somebody else in your face.
Biggest flirt everybody knows of.
Mann he/she is so Flirtfull!

He/she is too Flirtfull for me!

I dont like Flirtfull people!
Flirtfull by SoRealChicc August 27, 2011
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