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Flirtarded 

Someone who doesn't quite understand the art of flirting. In most cases, one who suffers from flirtardation is able to pick-up flirting between other couples but in his or her case, they are oblivious.

There is no cure for flirtardation.
Sue walks into a bar and grabs a seat. A nice looking gentlman approaches her ten minutes later.

Gentleman: Can I buy you a drink?
Sue: Yeah, thanks.

She looks away from the man, doesn't engage in conversation and leaves the him hanging.

Sue: (to bartender) People can be so nice sometimes!
Bartender: Are you flirtarded lady?!
Flirtarded by asedwards December 21, 2006
Related Words

Fliptard 

An insult used for someone who is your friend. Insulting in a silly way. Occasionally used instead of fucktard.
"Kyle is such a fliptard"
Fliptard by Shadowed Rose August 1, 2008

Flirtard 

A person who cannot flirt, with positive outcomes.
He's such a fucking flirtard.
Flirtard by Rayne420 June 5, 2009

fliptard 

fliptard one who is incredibly stupid and a fucktard but a less offensive and non vulgar way to call someone a fuck and a retard
dude you stole my fleets you fliptard
man i did not steal your fleets you fliptard

dude you cant take a joke can you
man you dont have a funny bone in your body fliptard
fliptard by littlejimmie March 12, 2019

fliptard 

Real Estate Flipper that was the last one in right before the Real Estate bubble went POP. They are now upside down in their Real Estate "Flip" and can not sell it, neither can they afford the mortgage.
All eight of Casey Serin's houses are going into foreclosure because he is nothing but a noob fliptard. (Iamfacingforclosure.com)
fliptard by FlyingMonkeyChick December 15, 2008

Filmtard 

A filmtard always has their phone out and the video camera on. They fancy themselves as photojournalists and rarely obtain consent before filming people. When they post to social media it is always to embarass or shame the person filmed.
My little brother will never be allowed to forget the time he got drunk and fell off the porch, thanks to the filmtards in our family.
Filmtard by KalliJ13 February 24, 2020