Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.
"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia
by C.M.fan January 23, 2014
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by yobihhhhh October 21, 2019
Get the flirty personality mug.Fliqpy veteran bear and he is the alter ego of Flippy who has an extreme case of PTSD, and if he hears or sees anything that reminds him of war, he will Flip out and turn into his alter ego (hence his name). He’s from a gory show called Happy Tree Friends. Fliqpy is a sadistic psycho stuck in the mindset that he’s still in war and will brutally slaughter and fold anyone he sees.
Tree Friend: Hey Flippy!
Flippy: yeah?
Tree Friend: I’m gonna pop this balloon *pop*
Flippy: *Vietnam Flashbacks*
Tree Friend: Bro? You okay Flip- *gets grabbed by the neck*
Fliqpy: Heheheh I’m gonna gut you like a fish
Flippy: yeah?
Tree Friend: I’m gonna pop this balloon *pop*
Flippy: *Vietnam Flashbacks*
Tree Friend: Bro? You okay Flip- *gets grabbed by the neck*
Fliqpy: Heheheh I’m gonna gut you like a fish
by YellowTheMellow March 17, 2021
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Jo-Jo, that got to be the sickest 300 out right now....Strut grill..soft white leather seats go flirpity flirp, this guys got some coin....
Hey, baby, feel my new rug....goes flirpity flirp when my bare feed glide over it.
Now you know that's some good leather on that couch - I can just hear it going "flirpity flirp" while I'm banging Suzie on it.
Hey, baby, feel my new rug....goes flirpity flirp when my bare feed glide over it.
Now you know that's some good leather on that couch - I can just hear it going "flirpity flirp" while I'm banging Suzie on it.
by Ricardovitz July 7, 2009
Get the Flirpity Flirp mug.Kickin Ass Bear from Happy Tree Friends, He was in Vietnam and has such bad flashbacks that he kills everyone in sight!
I M Hot 4 Flippy!
I M Hot 4 Flippy!
by Flippydaslasher November 19, 2007
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