Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia

flarpy blunderguff by C.M.fan January 23, 2014

Related Words

Flirpy • flippy • flippy floppy • flirty • flirp • flirmy • Flippy_D • flippydoo • flurpy • flarpy

Flippy Floppies

Those things that go on your feet when you're on a boat, mothafucka.

I got my sand trunks, and my flippy floppies.

Flippy Floppies by Toxoplasma February 22, 2009

flirty personality

someone who doesn’t actually like them and can’t control them selves from flirting bc they are too nice and have no sensor on what they say

person 1 : I think she likes me

person 2: nah she just has a flirty personality

flirty personality by yobihhhhh October 21, 2019

fliqpy

Fliqpy veteran bear and he is the alter ego of Flippy who has an extreme case of PTSD, and if he hears or sees anything that reminds him of war, he will Flip out and turn into his alter ego (hence his name). He’s from a gory show called Happy Tree Friends. Fliqpy is a sadistic psycho stuck in the mindset that he’s still in war and will brutally slaughter and fold anyone he sees.

Tree Friend: Hey Flippy!
Flippy: yeah?
Tree Friend: I’m gonna pop this balloon *pop*
Flippy: *Vietnam Flashbacks*
Tree Friend: Bro? You okay Flip- *gets grabbed by the neck*
Fliqpy: Heheheh I’m gonna gut you like a fish

fliqpy by YellowTheMellow March 17, 2021

Flirpity Flirp

Velvety smooth. Plush new carpet soft. The sound that bare feet make when walking on brand new expensive plush carpeting. The sound and feel of super soft high dollar leather used on custom automobile interiors, when you gently run your hand over it.

Jo-Jo, that got to be the sickest 300 out right now....Strut grill..soft white leather seats go flirpity flirp, this guys got some coin....

Hey, baby, feel my new rug....goes flirpity flirp when my bare feed glide over it.

Now you know that's some good leather on that couch - I can just hear it going "flirpity flirp" while I'm banging Suzie on it.

Flirpity Flirp by Ricardovitz July 7, 2009

Flippy

Kickin Ass Bear from Happy Tree Friends, He was in Vietnam and has such bad flashbacks that he kills everyone in sight!
I M Hot 4 Flippy!

In one of my Fave episode of HTF, Flippy killed Lifty n Shifty (Racoons on HTF)

Flippy by Flippydaslasher November 19, 2007

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026