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Link

He was the hero of time in Hyrule
In the Legend of Zelda Wind Waker game, Link is hot for both Zelda, the princess, and Medli, who has a duck bill but is still hotter than Zelda ;)
Link, Zelda, and Medli could have a kick ass three way!
by Flippydaslasher December 2, 2007
mugGet the Linkmug.

Candy

1)A sugary substance that tastes good
2)What children eat when they don't have acess to crack
Kid: Hey guys my dad didn't have any crack that I could steal today
Kid 2: That's ok I brought some candy
Kid 3: What's the difference?
All Kids: Hooray!
by Flippydaslasher December 2, 2007
mugGet the Candymug.

Giggles

The Fall Out Boy (Carpal Tunnel of Love) Giggles got stabbed in the face with a pole (No Lying!)
by Flippydaslasher November 19, 2007
mugGet the Gigglesmug.

Cuddles

Cute fuzzy bunny in Happy Tree Friends (Usually Flippy's First Victim)
In one of my fave Happy Tree Friends Episodes Cuddles gets sliced by a helicota propeller ;p
by Flippydaslasher November 19, 2007
mugGet the Cuddlesmug.

Flaky

Sissy Porcupine on Happy Tree Friends who always gets killed in the mayhem
Flaky got burnt to death in a funny episode of HTF
by Flippydaslasher November 19, 2007
mugGet the Flakymug.

middle school

1) A vile, cruel, conformist, heartless place full of shitheads. If u are a boy you have to lie to get people to like u and then take it up your ass. If u are a girl it is even worse, people who have hit puberty make fun of everyone who hasn't and everyone goin through puberty is either ugly, pimple faced, outcast, or emo. People spread rumors horid beyond belief, kick your ass, or rape u. If u r accepted it is suddenly High School and the nightmare begins again.

2) The staff are old bitches who fill ur head with shit and the School board is run by conservative facists who want nothing more then to make you miserable. The Lunch is percieved as good but u will get Hantavirus from it. The janitors are overworked immigrants who don't even deserve the pay they get. The principle is a gay puppet controlled by the supeintendents, And the superintendents are media controlled, money grubbing, conservative, shitfaced dick who controls your life without u even knowing it.
by Flippydaslasher November 20, 2007
mugGet the middle schoolmug.

Jared Fogle

Add in Subway commercials, he used to be a fatass eating Big Macs and Fried Butter but then he became anorexic and secretly had liposuction and all the people in the world listen to him. Subway is one of my favorite restaurants but Jared makes Subway look like curves.
Jared Fogle: Hey i lost weight eating Subway
Me: U lying dipshit (Feeds Jared some Fried Candy Bars)
Jared Fogle: Nooooooooo
by Flippydaslasher December 2, 2007
mugGet the Jared Foglemug.

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