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Add in Subway commercials, he used to be a fatass eating Big Macs and Fried Butter but then he became anorexic and secretly had liposuction and all the people in the world listen to him. Subway is one of my favorite restaurants but Jared makes Subway look like curves.
Jared Fogle: Hey i lost weight eating Subway
Me: U lying dipshit (Feeds Jared some Fried Candy Bars)
Jared Fogle: Nooooooooo
Me: U lying dipshit (Feeds Jared some Fried Candy Bars)
Jared Fogle: Nooooooooo
by Flippydaslasher December 2, 2007
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She has a crush on Link and this other prince guy
She has a duck bill that makes her look hot
Prettier than Zelda
She has a crush on Link and this other prince guy
She has a duck bill that makes her look hot
Prettier than Zelda
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Kid 2: That's ok I brought some candy
Kid 3: What's the difference?
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Kid 2: That's ok I brought some candy
Kid 3: What's the difference?
All Kids: Hooray!
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In the Legend of Zelda Wind Waker game, Link is hot for both Zelda, the princess, and Medli, who has a duck bill but is still hotter than Zelda ;)
In the Legend of Zelda Wind Waker game, Link is hot for both Zelda, the princess, and Medli, who has a duck bill but is still hotter than Zelda ;)
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