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Flecture
1. n lecture where one topic is repeatedly stated in many different ways. This process generally takes 30 minutes, but can last up to 2 hours in length. During which, the speaker's voice ranges from a high shrill to the lowest whisper. These usually occur at the most inconvenient of times.
1. "Ahh I am totally not looking forward to this flecture tonight."
2. "All I want to do is eat dinner before every restaurant in Deland closes, but this flecture wont allow me to do that."
3. "Why the shit do we have a flecture right now?"
2. "All I want to do is eat dinner before every restaurant in Deland closes, but this flecture wont allow me to do that."
3. "Why the shit do we have a flecture right now?"
Flecture by The Mad Illest October 28, 2009
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Flexturing
A combination of flexing and gesturing. Commonly seen among men in their early twenties gesturing during conversation in a way that lets us all know how jacked and tan they are. Primarily used as a method of flirtation.
Person A : Look at Chad over there, he's gripping that beer bottle so hard right now.
Person B : Oh no brah, he's flexturing, he just wants that girl to recognize how vascular his forearms are.
Person B : Oh no brah, he's flexturing, he just wants that girl to recognize how vascular his forearms are.
Flexturing by Poopyscotch September 28, 2015
Mr_Flexure
Mr_Flexure by RevokedBoi March 9, 2019
Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
girl grip
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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