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Get the Flexture mug.1. n lecture where one topic is repeatedly stated in many different ways. This process generally takes 30 minutes, but can last up to 2 hours in length. During which, the speaker's voice ranges from a high shrill to the lowest whisper. These usually occur at the most inconvenient of times.
1. "Ahh I am totally not looking forward to this flecture tonight."
2. "All I want to do is eat dinner before every restaurant in Deland closes, but this flecture wont allow me to do that."
3. "Why the shit do we have a flecture right now?"
2. "All I want to do is eat dinner before every restaurant in Deland closes, but this flecture wont allow me to do that."
3. "Why the shit do we have a flecture right now?"
by The Mad Illest October 28, 2009
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A combination of flexing and gesturing. Commonly seen among men in their early twenties gesturing during conversation in a way that lets us all know how jacked and tan they are. Primarily used as a method of flirtation.
Person A : Look at Chad over there, he's gripping that beer bottle so hard right now.
Person B : Oh no brah, he's flexturing, he just wants that girl to recognize how vascular his forearms are.
Person B : Oh no brah, he's flexturing, he just wants that girl to recognize how vascular his forearms are.
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