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a flexi is an incredibly gifted female athlete who has extraordinary abilities of contortion, incredible power, amazing speed, extreme aggression, massive sex appeal and an exceptional physique.
holy hell, did you see that roller derby jammer? what a star-studded flexi!

when that flexi body slammed the other player, i thought it was all over.

if we had a whole team of flexis, we would annihilate those amazons.

serena williams is a total flexi.
flexi by lustylove February 3, 2010
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Incredible flexibility that looks attractive

Yoga girls often get defined as this
She's super flexi!
Flexi by Yogafire12 June 2, 2017
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A awesome kid who lifts gets swole and parties like a frat boy who just found out he got a girl pregnant, his somers consist of hanging out with friends and doing dumb shit like packing hogs and going to the beach to get slammed
Yo we should get Flexi over here then it will be a bash
Flexi by Flexi @gmb_flex February 18, 2019
A super erect penis.. That is kind of smelly but has a few weird hairs and a few boils and pimples.. Its not a good thing.. It also bends to one side..
Jeremy has a total flexi..
Flexi by TruthSayer3451 September 28, 2011
Super cool guy that lifts weights and parties like a frat boy that just found out he got some thot pregnant, he is from Ipswich and in the inner does dumb shit like go to the beach get slammed and pack some hogs... boob lounges are welcome,
Yo we should get Flexi here then it will be a real bash
Flexi by Flexi @gmb_flex February 18, 2019

Flexi-shit 

Time taken by a person on flexible working hours, at the end of the day, to use the bathroom before going home, thus allowing them to add their toilet time to their Time Sheet as if they were actually working for that extra ten minutes.

Easy way to get additional holiday without actually doing additional work.
6 flexi-shits = 1 hours lie-in one morning.
45 flexi-shits = 1 days flexi leave.

Counting my flexi-shit this evening, I can now have a half day holiday on Friday, yay!
Flexi-shit by LabMom January 21, 2010

Flexi-shagger

Someone who fits easily into their partners sexual cycle. chur AS - 2018
"Babe I have never really been into morning sex but because you are so sexy in the morning, i really am now!" - "Oh baby you are such a good little flexi-shagger" AS 2018
Flexi-shagger by sage wolf August 13, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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