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to fuck on spring break
to bribe for money
Gareer had such a terrible spring break that he failed to fleuce even once. However in the airport, he fleuced customs so that he could bring back grade A 100% pure colombian cocaine.
fleuce by sexdrugsandhouse March 14, 2010
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1. Noun - Money or an expensive thing
2. Verb - To spend money or pay someone
1. "I don't know if I want to go to that concert tonight. The tickets are kind of a big fleuce."

"Do you have any fleuce for this dinner?"

2. "Yo can you fleuce me for those beers last night?"

"I cannot believe how hard that guy was fleucing on that table to get those girls."
Fleuce by fleucer December 13, 2019
Related Words
To steal. To rip off. To let a friend down.
"That guy just fleeced that guys jacket", "The bartender charged me $7.00 for that beer. What a fleece!", "Jobo didn't show up. He fleeced us again".
Fleece by King Vic September 23, 2014

Fleece Jibber 

the act of wearing very soft leisure pants without underwear and the material feeling so good on the genitals that it causes an orgasm
I bought these very soft sweatpants, they felt so good on my dick, id rather wear those and get a fleece jibber than have sex with my girlfriend.
Fleece Jibber by xacy December 2, 2011

Fleece Queen 

A derogatory term, usually applied to a Canadian. Refers to someone who wears high-end camping gear in urban or otherwise inappropriate settings. This type of person typically sees themselves as a 'lone wolf', or somehow removed from acceptable social conventions. Although they often picture themselves in a canoe, on a wind driven lake, they are most often found at a desk and on a computer.
Only a fleece queen would wear a Marmot shell with a shirt and tie.
I bet that fleece queen's nalgene water container has never been camping.
Fleece Queen by zionlost100 December 6, 2012

Fleece Johnson 

The legendary Booty Warrior of the Kentucky maximum penitentiary systems. Fleece Johnson was most active in destroying booty's during the 70's and 80's, when prison security was more lax. The Booty Warrior told reporters the importance of a man's butt in the prison system, and how it's importance supersedes even that of water and food. He is known for his straight forward advances toward young booties that catch his eye. During his prime, not even the security guards were invulnerable to his sexual desires.
Fleece Johnson: "You come here. Ima tell you what. I like ya...and I want cha...and uh, we can do this this the easy way or the hard way. It's your choice."

Anal Virgin Inmate: Yes.
Fleece Johnson by Jman1928 December 22, 2010
Being cheated out of belongings
I paid too much for the car. I got fleeced.
fleeced by James December 4, 2003
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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