flesh bong

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A man's dick - usually used in a sentence containing gay matters

1.) C'mon, you know Seth takes hits off his boyfriend's flesh bong

2.) I'll probably go to Mikey's house later on and hit the flesh

flesh bong by Whipshock August 9, 2003

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Flesh bong

When you convince a stupid human to suck you off while you are smoking a joint and tell them they are getting stoned for it

Quick, suck me off! Take a big hit off the flesh bong!

Flesh bong by FleshbongPapa February 7, 2024

Related Words

flesh bong • Fresh off the Bong • flesh bangs • flesh bone • Flesh bougie • Flesh kong • Flesh tongs • flesh • flesh wound • flesh flute

Fresh off the Bong

Term used when you have just finished a bong session and can't execute mental or physical task that sober people would.

Example 1;

Steve: hey, can you go to the supermarket and get me some Doritos

Emily: only if you come with me

Steve: i can't i'm Fresh off the Bong

Example2;

Son: hey mom can you help me with my essay

Mom: sorry son I just became a F.O.B

Son: you're shitting me?

Fresh off the Bong by after you bitch February 14, 2012

fleshbang

While a girl is slobbering on your flesh weasel take both of your hands and smack both of her ears (do your best to climax at the same time). She will experience a loud ringing sound similar to a flash bang.

Shoulda been there man, I gave Ol girl a Fleshbang while she was smokin my pole. She looked like Pvt. Ryan when I got done with her.

fleshbang by Sgt. Cum gun February 15, 2022

Fleshbang

The act of throwing a fleshlight in a manner resembling a flashbang for similar effect. Bonus points if it is freshly used.

Bao: My mom walked into my room yesterday and it was annoying!
Charles: Yeah bro what did you do about it?
Bao: I Fleshbang her, she totally didn't see it cumming!
Charles: Fs bro *fistbump*

Fleshbang by i luv linh dao January 28, 2023

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026