flesh bong 

A man's dick - usually used in a sentence containing gay matters

1.) C'mon, you know Seth takes hits off his boyfriend's flesh bong

2.) I'll probably go to Mikey's house later on and hit the flesh

flesh bong by Whipshock August 9, 2003

Flesh bong 

When you convince a stupid human to suck you off while you are smoking a joint and tell them they are getting stoned for it

Quick, suck me off! Take a big hit off the flesh bong!

Flesh bong by FleshbongPapa February 7, 2024

Fresh off the Bong 

Term used when you have just finished a bong session and can't execute mental or physical task that sober people would.

Example 1;

Steve: hey, can you go to the supermarket and get me some Doritos

Emily: only if you come with me

Steve: i can't i'm Fresh off the Bong

Example2;

Son: hey mom can you help me with my essay

Mom: sorry son I just became a F.O.B

Son: you're shitting me?

Fresh off the Bong by after you bitch February 14, 2012

fleshbang 

While a girl is slobbering on your flesh weasel take both of your hands and smack both of her ears (do your best to climax at the same time). She will experience a loud ringing sound similar to a flash bang.

Shoulda been there man, I gave Ol girl a Fleshbang while she was smokin my pole. She looked like Pvt. Ryan when I got done with her.

fleshbang by Sgt. Cum gun February 15, 2022

Fleshbang 

The act of throwing a fleshlight in a manner resembling a flashbang for similar effect. Bonus points if it is freshly used.

Bao: My mom walked into my room yesterday and it was annoying!
Charles: Yeah bro what did you do about it?
Bao: I Fleshbang her, she totally didn't see it cumming!
Charles: Fs bro *fistbump*

Fleshbang by i luv linh dao January 28, 2023