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A very nice and caring person. They love the presence of the opposite gender. And if they have feelings they will not share because they are too scared.
Person1: did you see flemke
Person2: yea isn’t he so nice
Flemke by Not Ben dove October 30, 2019
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Everyone wants to be Femke’s friend. Every guy has a crush on her. She’s charming and may seem shy at first but she’s really funny and knows how to make someone laugh. She’s beautiful, nice, funny, smart and so much more. Don’t get on her bad side though.... she has a great body too and trust me literally every guy wants her. Her eyes are the most beautiful thing ever. Femke doesn’t like being the center of attention. Don’t ever let her go even if she makes a mistake. We are humans and we make mistakes.
femke Is always so sweet
Femke by Mariah gabria November 27, 2018
Related Words
Flemke • femke • Flemmer • flemse • fleaker • Flecked • Flecker • fleeked • fleeker • fleekest

flemperson 

Someone who likes spit (usually phlegm) spat into their mouth.
Person 1: Oh yeah! Put that flem in my mouth! I'll be your little dirty flemperson!
Person 2: ACK! PTOO!
flemperson by shane_y April 24, 2020
She is a person who is very very pretty and doesn't realise it. She is also very sweet, charming, nice, loving, sympathetic, forgiving, amazing, epic, kind, respectful, and always puts you in a good mood whenever you talk to her. She is very nice and never has bad intentions. She is also very tall and attractive. She is just a very good person all in all but she doesn't realise it.
Femke: nooo im not pretty
Every guy on earth: Yes you are!
Femke by raspberry123 December 18, 2020
Femke means girl or woman
Hello there, just want to say my name is Femke and I like to know if there more girls/woman with the same name. Just curious and like to fing out how many Femke's there are in the world. That's all and nothing more. So please send me an e-mail and let me know where you're from. I'm from Amsterdam, The Netherlands.

Bye and Doei,
Femke
Femke by Femke August 20, 2006

Flekkefjord

A Norwegian city/municipality.
People who enter Flekkefjords borders automatically enters "Awesome Viking Mode" (has a 2,3% error rate).
It's located in the southern parts of Norway, in a district know as Vest-Agder.
Its official emblem is a red sailor-boat floating on red waves, with a yellow background.
Its population is know as "Flekkefjærings".
As of the 1st of January 2012, the population consisted of 5 947 people.
"Dude, isn't that Gard?"
"Yeah, he's from Flekkefjord, where almost everyone is awesome!"
"You think he'll write me an autograph?"

"Have you heard about "Flekkefjord?"
"Oh, yeah. That one municipality in the Southern-Norway?"
Flekkefjord by Lord Bacon November 16, 2012
The cat like alien creature that Captain Marvel keeps as a pet. While it may appear as a normal cute Earth cat, inside it's mouth contains a shit ton of tentacles, smaller mouths and even pocket dimensions and bubbles of time.
Rocket Raccoon - *Trying to kill Chewie the Flerken* You have a Flerken on your ship!
Captain Marvel - That's my Cat!
Rocket Raccoon - That is not a "cat"! That is a Flerken!
Flerken by slangctionary March 31, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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