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Everyone wants to be Femke’s friend. Every guy has a crush on her. She’s charming and may seem shy at first but she’s really funny and knows how to make someone laugh. She’s beautiful, nice, funny, smart and so much more. Don’t get on her bad side though.... she has a great body too and trust me literally every guy wants her. Her eyes are the most beautiful thing ever. Femke doesn’t like being the center of attention. Don’t ever let her go even if she makes a mistake. We are humans and we make mistakes.
femke Is always so sweet
Femke by Mariah gabria November 27, 2018
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flemperson 

Someone who likes spit (usually phlegm) spat into their mouth.
Person 1: Oh yeah! Put that flem in my mouth! I'll be your little dirty flemperson!
Person 2: ACK! PTOO!
flemperson by shane_y April 24, 2020
She is a person who is very very pretty and doesn't realise it. She is also very sweet, charming, nice, loving, sympathetic, forgiving, amazing, epic, kind, respectful, and always puts you in a good mood whenever you talk to her. She is very nice and never has bad intentions. She is also very tall and attractive. She is just a very good person all in all but she doesn't realise it.
Femke: nooo im not pretty
Every guy on earth: Yes you are!
Femke by raspberry123 December 18, 2020
Femke means girl or woman
Hello there, just want to say my name is Femke and I like to know if there more girls/woman with the same name. Just curious and like to fing out how many Femke's there are in the world. That's all and nothing more. So please send me an e-mail and let me know where you're from. I'm from Amsterdam, The Netherlands.

Bye and Doei,
Femke
Femke by Femke August 20, 2006

Flekkefjord

A Norwegian city/municipality.
People who enter Flekkefjords borders automatically enters "Awesome Viking Mode" (has a 2,3% error rate).
It's located in the southern parts of Norway, in a district know as Vest-Agder.
Its official emblem is a red sailor-boat floating on red waves, with a yellow background.
Its population is know as "Flekkefjærings".
As of the 1st of January 2012, the population consisted of 5 947 people.
"Dude, isn't that Gard?"
"Yeah, he's from Flekkefjord, where almost everyone is awesome!"
"You think he'll write me an autograph?"

"Have you heard about "Flekkefjord?"
"Oh, yeah. That one municipality in the Southern-Norway?"
Flekkefjord by Lord Bacon November 16, 2012
The cat like alien creature that Captain Marvel keeps as a pet. While it may appear as a normal cute Earth cat, inside it's mouth contains a shit ton of tentacles, smaller mouths and even pocket dimensions and bubbles of time.
Rocket Raccoon - *Trying to kill Chewie the Flerken* You have a Flerken on your ship!
Captain Marvel - That's my Cat!
Rocket Raccoon - That is not a "cat"! That is a Flerken!
Flerken by slangctionary March 31, 2019