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Flea dip 

a term describing the technique of using a chlorinated or salt water
pool to both entice women to return to your home as well as ensuring
their cleanliness prior to allowing them in, preventing any parasites,
diseases or bacteria from contaminating the dwelling.

***retention ponds, rivers and most other natural bodies of water do
not work for this purpose***
"Chet, you are not bringing that ragged bitch in my grandmothers beach
house until she gets a flea dip"

"Todd, she works at the Arbys and lives in her car, of course she is
getting a flea dip."
Flea dip by Touch Down July 9, 2014
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flea de waltz 

A traumatizing song from Danganronpa which will live in your nightmares
Saihara-chaaan look kaede is playing flea de waltz with her feet again!!!! its really annoying! Should we kill her with a hydraulic press? Oh guess the jobs finished nishinishi
flea de waltz by Saihara-chaan February 17, 2021

Flea daddys

When you are out camping in a tent and a bunch of tiny bugs begin sucking or biting your cock and give you huge itch red welched on your pussy, or hog.
Yo bro I love it when I get flea daddys
A seductive whore who plays ever man she meets. She will first seduce the man and then leave him for seemingly no reason.
I found out Katie was a Dick Flea when she dumped my friend only for him to find out she dated another guy a few weeks later.
Dick Flea by SuperCuntMate June 28, 2018
One or multiple inspects (fleas) randomly roaming acrossed ones dick area, usually on dogs but all mammals are susceptible. Are known for sucking blood and sweat from said gland.
while walking they’re dog Weazel the dog was reluctant to keep pace due to the distraction of seductively lip shitting around his man bits unfortunately from a severe case the Dick Fleas.
Dick Flea by Dustino August 25, 2018

Dust Flea 

A type of flea that feeds off dust and dead skin, commonly found in households and gardens.
“Justas says there’s so many dust fleas around
Dust Flea by Blaze Thee Laze November 18, 2023