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If someone were to swallow a large string of sausages until they came out of their bum and then they would floss their body with it

Go flaussage the shit out of your self

Flaussage by anonymous May 29, 2023

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Flaussage

If someone were to swallow a large string of sausages until they came out of their bum and then they would floss their body with it

Go flaussage the shit out of your self

Flaussage by anonymous May 29, 2023

Related Words

Flaussage • fausage • fassage • fassageneous • Fauxsage • flossage • anal flossage • butt flossage • chest flauntage

fausage

The vegetarian (and vegan) substitute of sausage. Made with a soy base. Fake sausage.

I had such a delicious breakfast of facon, fausage and biscuits, my mouth is watering just thinking about it.

fausage by fiendinKristi March 22, 2009

anal flossage

the act of giving someone a wedgy, eg flossing their anus

my ass really hurts after that anal flossage

anal flossage by Dizzy4 February 4, 2008

fassage

a lie or statement used to deceive someone

I really like you for who you are.

This ain’t a fassage this is how I really feel.

fassage by twoshotthereal May 1, 2021

Fauxsage

Fake sausage such as those made from soya.

It was a fauxsage, just an imposter sausage

Fauxsage by Fraude January 5, 2015

butt flossage

This term relates to what wearing of a thong does to one's booty. The simple act of wearing a thong results in butt flossage. This is very similar to the act of flossing one's teeth.

I love my new pink thong from Victoria's Secret but when I wear it there's some serious butt flossage going on.

butt flossage by Pink Flamingo February 11, 2006

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026