Flaussage 

If someone were to swallow a large string of sausages until they came out of their bum and then they would floss their body with it

Go flaussage the shit out of your self

Flaussage by anonymous May 29, 2023

Flaussage 

If someone were to swallow a large string of sausages until they came out of their bum and then they would floss their body with it

Go flaussage the shit out of your self

Flaussage by anonymous May 29, 2023

fausage 

The vegetarian (and vegan) substitute of sausage. Made with a soy base. Fake sausage.

I had such a delicious breakfast of facon, fausage and biscuits, my mouth is watering just thinking about it.

fausage by fiendinKristi March 22, 2009

anal flossage 

the act of giving someone a wedgy, eg flossing their anus

my ass really hurts after that anal flossage

anal flossage by Dizzy4 February 4, 2008

fassage

a lie or statement used to deceive someone

I really like you for who you are.

This ain’t a fassage this is how I really feel.

fassage by twoshotthereal May 1, 2021

Fauxsage 

Fake sausage such as those made from soya.

It was a fauxsage, just an imposter sausage

Fauxsage by Fraude January 5, 2015

butt flossage 

This term relates to what wearing of a thong does to one's booty. The simple act of wearing a thong results in butt flossage. This is very similar to the act of flossing one's teeth.

I love my new pink thong from Victoria's Secret but when I wear it there's some serious butt flossage going on.

butt flossage by Pink Flamingo February 11, 2006