Flatterling

Alias Flutterfly,its a better name for Butterfly/Schmetterling.
Why Butterfly/Schmetterling? It doesnt Schmetter or has nothing to with DairyProducts.
It Flutters It m Flatters in to the Sky to the next Flower. x3

Oh, look there a Flatterling

by Jigen_Daisuke August 15, 2020

Dick Flattening

Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.

- Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
- Yes honey.

by dbgrd April 30, 2021

fattering

The opposite of flattering.
Can be used to avoid lying when someone asks you if they look fat if said quickly enough.

Girl: Do these pants make me look fat?
Guy: No, it is very fattering.
Girl: Thanks.

by chicky noodles May 24, 2014

fanny fluttering

When you are sexually attracted to someone and you get butterflies in your vagina. I.e fanny fluttering

Sam called Danielle over and asked her if the fit guy over there made her horny I.e fanny fluttering

by sammmmbrandonnnnn November 28, 2013

Fattering

When something should look flattering on you, but just makes you look fat. Fattering.

Used in a sentence - 'I'm not so sure about those pants... they're kind of fattering.'

Or when you're trying to give a compliment, but don't think it's deserved- 'Wow! Those pants are extremely fattering!'

by jd9d April 6, 2010

Flattening the Curve

Requesting someone to do a task or, for a commitment on a part-time basis while knowing the task or request has no set end date (or may well never end).

Are you really looking to replace the admin assistant or am I just flattening the curve?

by Sleepy J0ey B December 12, 2021

Fluttering poos

Intermittent flatulence with loose stools that make an apparent flutter noise as they exit the rectum.

My youngest son Tommy had a case of the fluttering poos after we introduced eggs into his diet.

by MacDaddyHoff February 18, 2022