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flattenist 

1. Someone that flattens the curve.
2. Somone that believes the earth is flat.
They trying to flatten the curve they must be flattenists
flattenist by Smith Of Word July 8, 2022
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flattenist 

1. Someone that tries to flatten the curve.
2. Someone that believes the earth is flat.
3. Someone that flattens things.
4. Someone that lives in a flat.
They are trying to flatten the curve, they must be flattenists.
flattenist by Smith Of Word July 8, 2022

Dick Flattening 

Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.
- Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
- Yes honey.
Dick Flattening by dbgrd April 30, 2021

Flattening the Curve 

Requesting someone to do a task or, for a commitment on a part-time basis while knowing the task or request has no set end date (or may well never end).
Are you really looking to replace the admin assistant or am I just flattening the curve?
Flattening the Curve by Sleepy J0ey B December 12, 2021

Flattening the curve 

When you get a boner and you do everything in your power to make it go back down as fast as possible.

Also something that we are doing, just vertically.
We're flattening the curve, just vertically

Flattening Your Mouse 

The term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage.
Person 1: What's that banging sound coming from my room?

Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse

Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?

Person 2: Yep.

Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.

Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.

Dick flattening 

Any time you get yelled at but usually when you screw up at work and usually by someone in authority
I messed up my expense report and Joyce gave me a Dick flattening in the office right in front of everyone

Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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