1. Someone that tries to flatten the curve.
2. Someone that believes the earth is flat.
3. Someone that flattens things.
4. Someone that lives in a flat.
Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.
Requesting someone to do a task or, for a commitment on a part-time basis while knowing the task or request has no set end date (or may well never end).
Are you really looking to replace the admin assistant or am I just flattening the curve?