flattenist 

1. Someone that flattens the curve.
2. Somone that believes the earth is flat.

They trying to flatten the curve they must be flattenists

flattenist by Smith Of Word July 8, 2022

flattenist 

1. Someone that tries to flatten the curve.
2. Someone that believes the earth is flat.
3. Someone that flattens things.
4. Someone that lives in a flat.

They are trying to flatten the curve, they must be flattenists.

flattenist by Smith Of Word July 8, 2022

Dick Flattening 

Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.

- Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
- Yes honey.

Dick Flattening by dbgrd April 30, 2021

Flattening the Curve 

Requesting someone to do a task or, for a commitment on a part-time basis while knowing the task or request has no set end date (or may well never end).

Are you really looking to replace the admin assistant or am I just flattening the curve?

Flattening the Curve by Sleepy J0ey B December 12, 2021

Flattening the curve 

When you get a boner and you do everything in your power to make it go back down as fast as possible.

Also something that we are doing, just vertically.

We're flattening the curve, just vertically

Flattening the curve by Iwouldlovetoseeleafycomeback September 8, 2020

Flattening Your Mouse 

The term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage.

Person 1: What's that banging sound coming from my room?

Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse

Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?

Person 2: Yep.

Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.

Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.

Flattening Your Mouse by Achillies Fortifier November 3, 2014

Dick flattening 

Any time you get yelled at but usually when you screw up at work and usually by someone in authority

I messed up my expense report and Joyce gave me a Dick flattening in the office right in front of everyone

Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice

Dick flattening by UDstorytime May 1, 2023