flatnose

A Jehovah's Witness: 'flatnose' is a medical condition caused by spending a lifetime of having front doors slammed in your face by annoyed householders.

"Don't answer the doorbell Jane, it'll be that pair of flatnoses I just saw knocking next door"

by British Atheist April 25, 2008

flatnose

Derogatory term for an indigenous African or person of African descent.

He stuffed it up in a way that only the flatnose can.

by Gadly February 18, 2008

flatnose music

Any music that is offensively loud with an excessive boom to it. Most generally played in a lac or Lincoln Clowncar rollin' roun' town wid a boomin system.

Son you are not a wigger, so please turn down that flatnose music.

by Cyclops March 30, 2005

Flatnose

Jumping and somehow breaking your nose, done in the pool, anywhere.

LOL! KRISSY YOU'RE A FLATNOSE

by justinhahaahnamegobrrr September 17, 2020