Flatarnde

Fat, yet successful

Jonah Hill is a flatarnde actor.

Flatarnde people are rare because fat people are usually lazy and gross.

Flatarnde by JerBear53 May 26, 2015

Flatard 

Someone who still beleives the world is flat, even the overwhelming evidence that says it's not won't sway them. Apparently it's a government conspiracy

"The world is flat , the govement is hiding this fact because they don't want us to know about the rich gold deposits outside the known map"

" no its a globe you flatard"

Flatard by Cwilson87 March 12, 2017

fatarded 

a combination of the words "fat" and "retarded"; an adjective describing a fat, stupid person

Jeanette is completely fatarded.

fatarded by Dr. J1221 April 21, 2009

flatlander 

A term used in the mountains to describe people from lower elevations.

Driver: This guy is driving so slow; he must be a flatlander.
Passenger: Well, according to his license plate, he's a floridiot.

flatlander by blueridgenative September 28, 2006

Flattarded

1. The state of being a flattard.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.

The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.

John: "I can't believe you think the Earth is a globe it's obviously flat!"
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."

Flattarded by Sceleratis October 30, 2017

Flatard 

A dumbass retard who believes the world is flat. More like he is a flat head himself. Complete and utter idiots to tell in short.

Ricardo matos is a flatard

Flatard by Fire99 July 26, 2019

Flananderpus 

A versatile word most likely created by the fusion of two or more words. Usually a noun, it can also be used as a verb or exclamation.

"Why does my girlfriend have to be such a flananderpus?"

"I'm going to go flananderpus in the ocean this weekend, wanna come?"

Ashley:"I believe that existence of life is the manifestation of God, that we are collectively a singularity trying to discover who we are."

Bob:"So like, almost like God trying to figure himself out through us?"

Ashley:"Well, it's probably a lot more complicated than that, but in a simplistic sense, exactly."

Bob:"Pretty interesting stuff to ponder about. What do you think Casey?"

Casey:"Flananderpus!"

Flananderpus by Gzar December 31, 2010