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flat cock 

Flat cock syndrome, where a male's genital no longer appears in its cylindrical form, instead, it appears to be hammered down into a flat shape.
Every year, approximately around 5% of population in America is suffering from flat cock syndrome.
flat cock by theboyhasnoname February 2, 2018
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flat cock 

ok its the opposite of a cock lol it's a pussy
can also be used in demeaning someone
pussy...vagina...twat...flat cock

"your a flat cock" like "your a pussy"

Flat cock 

Worse than calling someone a chicken; a Flat cock is an endearing term for one of the boys who is being a bit of a pussy or a wet ass. Used to cheer them on.

Used a lot in the french alps
Grow up you flat cock. Just do it already
Flat cock by Flatcock23 January 7, 2020

flat cocker

another word referring to lesbian; carpet muncher; dyke; muff diver
sara and catherine are flat cockers
flat cocker by SpAnKy December 7, 2003

flat cocking 

The act of two women (lesbian or not) sitting across from each other with their legs spread open and sideways, allowing for full contact of their vagina to one another. Once in contact, they begin rubbing/grinding themselves against the other's vagina. Not entirely unlike the act of using a two-headed dildo and coming all the way together, only this does not involve a dildo.
My dyke neighbors would probably spend a romantic evening flat cocking each other, since they were too poor to buy a dildo or strap-on.

I can't believe nobody has heard of the term "flat cocking"
flat cocking by RDSTUD September 21, 2007

Flat Cocker

another word used for lesbian; carpet muncher; dyke female that does not like penis
Sara and Catherine are flat cockers
Flat Cocker by SpAnKy December 7, 2003

flatcocking 

(noun) Slang term used to describe lesbian sex.
Shitpants and her friend there have been flatcocking for so long, they are starting to look alike.
flatcocking by Dave Brorsen February 23, 2006
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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