Flask Mob

An impromptu gathering of friends coordinated to meet in a secret outdoor location where everyone brings their own mobile drinks and good cheer.

There is a Flask Mob tonight. Meet us at 7:30p the Zoo near the Seal Pond, bring your own flask and friends. I'm bringing a blanket and my boombox.

Flask Mob by CleanWhiteShirt December 28, 2011

Flash Mob 

A term used by inner-city youth, usually in a gang and oftentimes African-American. Describes a quick, spontaneous shooting (hence 'flash') of an individual (or perhaps of a small group) by a gang of African-Americans (hence 'mob.')

The term 'flash mob' originated as some kind of strange gimmick where net-savvy nerds met in a public place to do something ridiculous, then quickly disperse.

However, 'flash mob' has gone from being something to laugh at to something to fear. Five or six blacks (or occasionally Mexicans, Asians or even white trash) with guns will jump a rival gang member, someone they have beef with, or even a random person, usually in a dark alley or parking lot, shout "flash mob!" and just open fire. A flash mob could also be a drive-by shooting where there are several shooters.

"Flash mob, nigga!" (blast BLAST boom boom POW)

Flash Mob by LL Jonez December 7, 2012

Black Flash Mob 

a large group of black people mobilized by social media to meet in a public place for the purpose of doing illegal or criminal activity of short duration.

A Black Flash Mob hit up a 7-11 in Philadelphia. They completely cleaned them out!

Black Flash Mob by JOhnny Jizzer August 22, 2011

Milwaukee Flash Mob 

The practice of gathering a large group of African-American people together in a crowded environment and simultaneously beginning to target and assault any white people in the vicinity. It is similar to a traditional flash mob in that the event is pre-planned via text message, social networking, or e-mail. Instead of breaking out into a coordinated song and dance, the people involved assault nearby white people and vandalize and loot nearby vendors.

For example, on August 4, 2011, a group of approximately 100 Africa-American teenagers launched a Milwaukee Flash Mob at the state fair grounds in West Allis, WI following an M.C. Hammer concert.

Milwaukee Flash Mob by milwaukeemayhem August 7, 2011

Flash Mob Death 

The attempt to disrupt the funeral of Margaret Thatcher using hundreds of people who will a) download 'Piss on Thatcher's grave' by the Maggie Thatcher Experience and then b) play it very loudly near to her grave whilst drinking Evian patiently waiting to carry out this deed.

http://www.flashmobdeath.tk/

see also http://www.maggiethatcher.com

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Flash Mob Death by maggiethatcher April 23, 2009

Fecal Flash Mob 

When a sudden urge to poop hits more than one person at the same time, causing chaos and panic when there aren't enough bathrooms.

While watching the Detroit Lions game, I had a spontaneous urge to take a dump. Unfortunately, so did my buddies who were watching the game at my house. It was a fecal flash mob.

Fecal Flash Mob by goobersnickens July 7, 2011

flash mob 

A group of people who appear from out of nowhere, to perfom predetermined actions, designed to amuse and confuse surrounding people. The group performs these actions for a short amount of time before quickly dispersing. Flash mobs are often organised through email and/or newsgroup postings.

The flash mob made chicken noises, confusing others around them.

flash mob by Loki August 12, 2003