Flargoyle

A gargoyle with large flaps on its cheeks. A flargoyle can only fly sideways and sleeps most of its life.

Run its a gargoyle!!...

No nevermind, its just a flargoyle.

Flargoyle by mommy.look.its.a.dirty.bum August 18, 2018

flarglesnap 

Crabs that snap their human like hands in order to make a snapping sound in a "Jazzy" way

Two scientists walking on a beach
Scientist 1: Hey look at those crabs!
Scientist 2: Those aren't crabs those are Flarglesnaps, you can tell by their jazzy snapping.

flarglesnap by TheCountlessFox June 22, 2017

flarglesnarf 

A word used to express extreme boredom and a desire to just bother someone.

Flarglesnarf.

I KNOW RIGHT?? I feel the same way today! There's just NOTHING to do!!

flarglesnarf by penguinlord January 15, 2014

Flarglesnoofin 

When you defecate into a woman's Vagina, and then have intercourse afterwards

Me and my wife went Flarglesnoofin on our honeymoon

Flarglesnoofin by Plasmania June 14, 2016

Flargle 

Midget sex on a plate.

...self explanatory.

I would like a large order of flargle.

Flargle by TheIronMoose January 2, 2010

Blargle flargle

1. An alien way of saying hi,hello, or hey.

Blargle flargle, what are you doing today?

Blargle flargle by [e-mail] December 27, 2014

flargle 

Used in place of a swear word when one happens to be inconvenient (such as when one's girlfriend's parents are around). It is meant to replace an interjection, such as when one screws up or gets injured.

"Oh fuFLARGLE that hurt!"

flargle by Evillight September 29, 2007