Flarglehumped

the act of dry humping an unsuspecting mother's hand (people will usually wrap their foreskin around the finger) while going down a waterslide.

This act is common in the northern cities of North Macedonia

Carson, have you Flarglehumped that hot MILF on the blue dragon slide yet?
Carson: yeah, she tried to fight back but I used the Chinese finger foreskin method to subdue her so I could nut.

by The only skibidi goat January 26, 2025