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Flagan is another term for bacon whereby the term used means the bacon is very tasty and enjoyable. Not to be confused with the term fagan which means a cock. A cock sandwich is not very enjoyable.
What have we got to eat? Um, some flagan. Holy shit make me a flagan sandwich!
Flagan by Bacon Joe May 4, 2009
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humina flumina flagan 

A person you don't know that uses a server or app you haven't used in a while to try and contact you, usually for a scam
Someone from a discord I haven't used in a while is being a humina flumina flagan

Countess Boochie Flagrante 

The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"

flagabuse 

Flagabuse is a common action among dumbasses.
flagabuse by jpg3 August 9, 2015

Dragon flagon 

An old term for a cup with poison inside.
The baron was slipped the dragon flagon, while at the feast.
Dragon flagon by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016
The skin inbetween ur pointer finger and thumb that ur wenis fits perfectly in
Look at my flagina
Flagina by Canihaveanamepls January 1, 2020