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Flare Job 

when one person inhales(through the nose) from another person's nose
i went in for a kiss but she ended up giving me a flare job
Flare Job by %@(# June 27, 2006
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Pheonix Flame Job 

The act of extreme masturbation, without any use of lubrication, causing intense friction of the penis. This carelessness of the sex organ causes the penis to become raw and in some cases bleed. The days after this ludeful escapade will contain excruciating pain and soreness. If someone is that desperate and horny to be able to cause their penis to bleed, should die and suffer in the penis burning flames of hell.
Jeremy is so fat and horny that he beat his meat until he gave himself a Pheonix Flame Job.
Pheonix Flame Job by Brett27 October 28, 2005

flame job 

a straight male receiving a blowjob from a homosexual male
he finally gave in, to his ever persistent, gay friends' repeated requests, to allow him to perform oral sex on him. (recieving a flame job)
flame job by ekim etto November 17, 2009

Phoenix Flame Job 

When you get so horny, that you forget the lube, masturbate, and you go so fast, that it hurts and the skin on your cock gets really hot, and even tears. This is the result of no sex or just no life and loneliness. The name comes from it being so hot, and it sucks. Yeah...
Joey was so fat and horny, that he gave himself a Phoenix Flame Job.

flame job 

A blowjob given to a guy with a fire crotch (red pubes).
Damn did you hear that fat chick gave Billy a flame job.
flame job by LBP December 12, 2004

FLAME JOB 

A non-complimentary name for a flamboyant, homosexual male.

In normal use, FLAME JOB references an elaborate, attention getting air-brush painting of "flames" on the gas tank of a motorcycle. Such completed work is called a "flame job".

In its derogatory use, "FLAME JOB" references a gay male who struts or sashays about in a flamboyant manner, trying to garner attention to his gay self.

Interestingly enough, FLAMBOYANT is defined as: 1. characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2: marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior.
Rich: Don't look now, but here comes that flamboyant gay guy again, trying to sell perfume knock-offs, door-to-door.

Tony: Fuckin' sick flame job.
FLAME JOB by Ducky Vasquez August 6, 2009

flake job 

Anyone not of sound mind, or who's behavior could cause them to be construde as such.
"It was minus fifteen degrees, with a foot of snow covering the ground, when this flake job rode his motorcycle into my shop today."
flake job by D. Gould February 10, 2007
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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