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Pheonix Flame Job
The act of extreme masturbation, without any use of lubrication, causing intense friction of the penis. This carelessness of the sex organ causes the penis to become raw and in some cases bleed. The days after this ludeful escapade will contain excruciating pain and soreness. If someone is that desperate and horny to be able to cause their penis to bleed, should die and suffer in the penis burning flames of hell.
Pheonix Flame Job by Brett27 October 28, 2005
Related Words
Flare Job • flake job • Pheonix Flame Job • Phoenix Flame Job • flamejob • flame paint job • flare • Flare Up • flare dog • flare guns
Phoenix Flame Job
When you get so horny, that you forget the lube, masturbate, and you go so fast, that it hurts and the skin on your cock gets really hot, and even tears. This is the result of no sex or just no life and loneliness. The name comes from it being so hot, and it sucks. Yeah...
Phoenix Flame Job by Biggerthanyourmum March 25, 2011
FLAME JOB
A non-complimentary name for a flamboyant, homosexual male.
In normal use, FLAME JOB references an elaborate, attention getting air-brush painting of "flames" on the gas tank of a motorcycle. Such completed work is called a "flame job".
In its derogatory use, "FLAME JOB" references a gay male who struts or sashays about in a flamboyant manner, trying to garner attention to his gay self.
Interestingly enough, FLAMBOYANT is defined as: 1. characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2: marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior.
In normal use, FLAME JOB references an elaborate, attention getting air-brush painting of "flames" on the gas tank of a motorcycle. Such completed work is called a "flame job".
In its derogatory use, "FLAME JOB" references a gay male who struts or sashays about in a flamboyant manner, trying to garner attention to his gay self.
Interestingly enough, FLAMBOYANT is defined as: 1. characterized by waving curves suggesting flames
2: marked by or given to strikingly elaborate or colorful display or behavior.
Rich: Don't look now, but here comes that flamboyant gay guy again, trying to sell perfume knock-offs, door-to-door.
Tony: Fuckin' sick flame job.
Tony: Fuckin' sick flame job.
FLAME JOB by Ducky Vasquez August 6, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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