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St Flannan’s college 

In Ennis, Co.Clare, Ireland
Flannan’s is a Mixed shitty school full of girls that are sluts and fuckboys that think they’re hard
All the boys in St Flannan’s college are so gl but also a bunch of dicks
St Flannan’s college by Emmaxxb November 2, 2018

Flananderpus 

A versatile word most likely created by the fusion of two or more words. Usually a noun, it can also be used as a verb or exclamation.
"Why does my girlfriend have to be such a flananderpus?"

"I'm going to go flananderpus in the ocean this weekend, wanna come?"

Ashley:"I believe that existence of life is the manifestation of God, that we are collectively a singularity trying to discover who we are."

Bob:"So like, almost like God trying to figure himself out through us?"

Ashley:"Well, it's probably a lot more complicated than that, but in a simplistic sense, exactly."

Bob:"Pretty interesting stuff to ponder about. What do you think Casey?"

Casey:"Flananderpus!"
Flananderpus by Gzar December 31, 2010
To violently rub your hand into somebody's hair whilst shouting "FLAAAANNNAAAGGGE" causing their hair to become very out of place or 'flanned'. Originated in the North East of England.
"I flanned that girl's hair and it felt good!"

"I'm having such a bad hair day, I feel like I've been flanaged by ten people!"

"Let's flannage her"
Flannage by Sara Dixy March 20, 2008

flannin' 

stop flanning about

i made a fruit flarn yesterday, no flannin'
flannin' by dorianhaiku March 17, 2009

flanning 

Making plans that one does not intend to keep. It is flake planning. The purpose of flanning is to make it seem to the other person that you like them and want to spend time with them, when in reality you are hoping they cancel first so you don't have to see them.

When two people flan with each other, it becomes a game of chicken, each one waiting for the other to break and cancel first.
Scott bumped into Billy on the street after not seeing him for 3 years. They both enthusiastically agreed to have lunch and play racquetball in the near future, but I think they were both flanning.
flanning by U-dub May 17, 2016

flannable 

Adj; describing word; a male who is attractive whilst wearing a flannie.

Noun; a lifestyle which incorporates the essence of flannability.

See also flannophile, flannonette, flannoness, flannometre, flannelder
"What do you think of Jim?" "He's alright, but he's not flannable enough."
flannable by Hosebeastess2B May 8, 2007
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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