Flannan

A drunk, usually a fat bald trucker who drinks with his workers. sad lonely man.

"Yeah dude its harsh, Dillans Dads a Flannan."

by Mr.Nyhan September 18, 2003

St Flannan’s college

In Ennis, Co.Clare, Ireland
Flannan’s is a Mixed shitty school full of girls that are sluts and fuckboys that think they’re hard

All the boys in St Flannan’s college are so gl but also a bunch of dicks

by Emmaxxb November 2, 2018

Flananderpus

A versatile word most likely created by the fusion of two or more words. Usually a noun, it can also be used as a verb or exclamation.

"Why does my girlfriend have to be such a flananderpus?"

"I'm going to go flananderpus in the ocean this weekend, wanna come?"

Ashley:"I believe that existence of life is the manifestation of God, that we are collectively a singularity trying to discover who we are."

Bob:"So like, almost like God trying to figure himself out through us?"

Ashley:"Well, it's probably a lot more complicated than that, but in a simplistic sense, exactly."

Bob:"Pretty interesting stuff to ponder about. What do you think Casey?"

Casey:"Flananderpus!"

by Gzar December 31, 2010

Flannage

To violently rub your hand into somebody's hair whilst shouting "FLAAAANNNAAAGGGE" causing their hair to become very out of place or 'flanned'. Originated in the North East of England.

"I flanned that girl's hair and it felt good!"

"I'm having such a bad hair day, I feel like I've been flanaged by ten people!"

"Let's flannage her"

by Sara Dixy March 20, 2008

flannin'

kidding/ joking

stop flanning about

i made a fruit flarn yesterday, no flannin'

by dorianhaiku March 17, 2009

flanning

Making plans that one does not intend to keep. It is flake planning. The purpose of flanning is to make it seem to the other person that you like them and want to spend time with them, when in reality you are hoping they cancel first so you don't have to see them.

When two people flan with each other, it becomes a game of chicken, each one waiting for the other to break and cancel first.

Scott bumped into Billy on the street after not seeing him for 3 years. They both enthusiastically agreed to have lunch and play racquetball in the near future, but I think they were both flanning.

by U-dub May 17, 2016

flannable

Adj; describing word; a male who is attractive whilst wearing a flannie.

Noun; a lifestyle which incorporates the essence of flannability.

See also flannophile, flannonette, flannoness, flannometre, flannelder

"What do you think of Jim?" "He's alright, but he's not flannable enough."

by Hosebeastess2B May 8, 2007