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To violently rub your hand into somebody's hair whilst shouting "FLAAAANNNAAAGGGE" causing their hair to become very out of place or 'flanned'. Originated in the North East of England.
"I flanned that girl's hair and it felt good!"

"I'm having such a bad hair day, I feel like I've been flanaged by ten people!"

"Let's flannage her"
Flannage by Sara Dixy March 20, 2008
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More than one fan. A group of fans.
I need to buy some fannage, its damn hot in here
fannage by DanHock May 8, 2008
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More than one fanny, a group or gathering of fannys.
I'm going to town tonight to see if i can get some fannage.
fannage by DanHock May 8, 2008
When too much natural or artificial wind is hindering your ability to successfully smoke.
There is too much fannage in here for my lighter, I'm going to smoke somewhere else.
Fannage by Mister-J September 9, 2013
A method of cooling down your body temperature
I'm so hot, I really need some good fannage.
Fannage by madnix March 12, 2018

Flankage 

Team, I'm gonna do some flankage.
Flankage by LhCloudy27 May 26, 2021

Flannagan 

A sexy hot steamy pale ass emo who is massively tall and is in the lgbtq group, slay queen!
β€œOh my god it’s a Flannagan! πŸ˜»β€
Flannagan by EroTheClown April 14, 2022