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Flajorble 

The act of pretending to be a seagull with specific intent to evade taxes.
"Did you hear that john is getting investigated by the police? Not supprising as he does strike me as the kinda guy who'd
flajorble."
Flajorble by Coffee Table1 August 16, 2025
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That unique way the fat rolls of some disgustingly morbidly obese rampaging hambeast bounce and flounce and jiggle and wiggle and jibble and wibble as it thunders towards its next buffet.
God damn, look at Rosie O'Donnell's thighs florble when she runs!
florble by ilurvetet July 14, 2010

Flaboobled 

When you cram to do your homework at the last second and then realize it wasn't due.
Man I totally flaboobled that essay, it wasn't due until next week!
Flaboobled by TheJonAndLillieShow September 23, 2016

Flavorable Result 

When you are cooking something not from a recipe and keep adding this and that to improve the taste and it turns out right.
Experimenting with a combo of flavors and having it taste good.
I made a peanut butter, banana, onion and pickle sandwich the other day with a flavorable result.
Flavorable Result by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

flavorless 

"he kinks his hair and wears tight pants, but he's definitely flavorless"
flavorless by Ann Putney January 13, 2004

flavorable

A word invented by May, meaning the status of having flavor, such as Orange or Fruit Punch flavored Gatorade.
"GAH I hate water... but I don't have any flavorable drinks =(" - May
flavorable by Penguin! January 16, 2007

fajooble 

Fajooble my toeee! OUCH!
fajooble by Lesley November 21, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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