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Used to describe someone on Twitter who use flags as a symbol of their political allegiance. Most commonly seen in the great Brexit debate where the losers of the referendum still signal their love an EU they are not part of, and the victors fly the union flag in love for their country.
"Did you hear that Nicola Sturgeon still wants Scotland to fly the EU flag above government buildings even though Scotland isn't in the EU?"

"Wow, that's retarded, what a flagwanker".
by Cristov February 22, 2021
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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Someone on social media who parade's their country's flag, and is overly bias towards their country and ignorant of anything outside of said country.

Flag wankers often vote for parties like UKIP and the EDL, and get their news from outlets like The Daily Mail and The S*n.
Tommy is a flag wanker on Twitter, he also has 12 kids, drinks Stella Artois and beats his wife after a night at the local.
by 1997HondaCivic January 02, 2021
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