Flagwanker

Used to describe someone on Twitter who use flags as a symbol of their political allegiance. Most commonly seen in the great Brexit debate where the losers of the referendum still signal their love an EU they are not part of, and the victors fly the union flag in love for their country.

"Did you hear that Nicola Sturgeon still wants Scotland to fly the EU flag above government buildings even though Scotland isn't in the EU?"

"Wow, that's retarded, what a flagwanker".

by Cristov February 22, 2021

Flagwanker

People that wave flags at open air concerts thus obscuring the view of others behind them.

I can't see the stage because of that flagwanker.

by Crackon December 10, 2021

Flagwanker

People that wave flags at open air concerts thus obscuring the view of others behind them.

I can't see the stage because of that flagwanker.

by Crackon December 10, 2021

flankwanker

noun. someone who likes to masturbate while hiding in the shadows of large assembly areas e.g. under the bleachers during a school pep rally

Todd is always vanishing during concerts, WTF?

Err one know that bastard is a fuckin flankwanker

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

fagwanker

A popular colloquial amalgam, comprising of the two slang roots; 'fag' and 'wanker', meaning:
1. Somebody who engages in masturbation with homosexuals
2. Somebody who is not held in high regard by the user, rather, is strongly disliked.

Des: "Hey John, I just bought a radiohead album!"
John: "Go wank some fags, you damn fagwanker!"

by arklow representin March 23, 2006

false flag wanker

Someone who goes on social media and labels a terrorist attack/shooting/bombing as a false flag attack within minutes of it occurring and having literally no information about the event.

News: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a building in downtown LA. Details are sketchy at the moment but it is possibly a burst gas main.
False flag wanker: It's definitely a false flag attack, I better get on facebook quick to let everyone know.

by colin... July 10, 2016

flag wanker

Someone on social media who parade's their country's flag, and is overly bias towards their country and ignorant of anything outside of said country.

Flag wankers often vote for parties like UKIP and the EDL, and get their news from outlets like The Daily Mail and The S*n.

Tommy is a flag wanker on Twitter, he also has 12 kids, drinks Stella Artois and beats his wife after a night at the local.

by 1997HondaCivic January 2, 2021