flacemi 

(v) premature ejaculation

dude, you just flacemied all over my wife!

flacemi by jessiefranco January 24, 2008

flacenis 

flacenis is defined as a flaccid penis

many girls do not like flacenises

britney- OMG carley! my boyfriend has a flacenis!! Can i borrow yours?

flacenis by chicarcas March 11, 2008

facemire

the only man who can walk on solid concreate, do a face plant and yet navigate stairs

this guy i work with is a facemire

facemire by stoner352187 October 19, 2009

facemining 

The practice of full-on, extreme searching for friends to add on Facebook, or other online social networks. It is especially appropriate when the search becomes obsessive in nature or solely for the purpose of boosting one's friend count.

e.g., a status update reading, "Jimbo is up too late facemining for old classmates."

facemining by MooseEyes March 16, 2009