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flacenis 

flacenis is defined as a flaccid penis

many girls do not like flacenises
britney- OMG carley! my boyfriend has a flacenis!! Can i borrow yours?
flacenis by chicarcas March 11, 2008
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the only man who can walk on solid concreate, do a face plant and yet navigate stairs
this guy i work with is a facemire
facemire by stoner352187 October 19, 2009

facemining 

The practice of full-on, extreme searching for friends to add on Facebook, or other online social networks. It is especially appropriate when the search becomes obsessive in nature or solely for the purpose of boosting one's friend count.
e.g., a status update reading, "Jimbo is up too late facemining for old classmates."
facemining by MooseEyes March 16, 2009