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fix yourself 

A phrase often whispered to a friend or acquaintance when there is noticeable cocaine residue in and/or around the nostril area. Typically heard after returning from the restroom at the club.
OMG girl - there is blow all over your face...Fix Yourself!
fix yourself by realtalk2000 October 16, 2009

Fix Yourself Happy

To make small, manageable, and impactful changes in your daily life to create long-term benefits to your well-being.

A term coined by popular UK indie rock/pop band The Wombats.
"I'm so proud that you really managed to fix yourself happy!"

Go Fix Yourself 

Doing the messy and sometimes hard work on your emotional and physical health as a new strategy for taking care of yourself.
If you are stressed out and feel like you need a minute from all of the crazy in the world, take a step back, put your big girl pants on, and GO FIX YOURSELF.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026