Five play 

Foreplay leads up to eventually having sex, however five play often does not. Five play is when a man inserts all 5 of his fingers into a woman's vaginal cavity and then separates each finger from one another. There aren't too many men that could fill such a large hole while having sex. When this is done sexually it is often followed by some form of a humiliating act such as a golden shower, or dirty sanchez. This practice does serve useful when prepping a woman to smuggle large packages of narcotics into other countries.

Last night Jenny and I fooled around, and it turned into five play. I nearly lost my watch, so I left her with a dirty sanchez so she could be as disgusted as I was.

Five play by fartwhisperer July 19, 2010

Play the five-fingered flute 

British, meaning of Masturbation.

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.

Play the five-fingered flute by RealTalkThemHo September 9, 2016

You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game 

A typical pornhub ad that usually advertises a sex game. If you're horny enough to click on it, be prepared to insert your address, social security number, and credit card information. If you're a fan of watching a caveman fuck a dinosaur or watching Shrek porn, it is highly recommended that you jerk off to that ad.

Pornhub Ad: You Won't Last five Minutes Playing This Game ...
Me: TEST ME YOU FOOL

You Won't Last Five Minutes Playing This Game by the bravest FUckfaCE February 9, 2020

Five-Tool Player 

The act of taking a penis in each hand, one in the mouth, one in the vagina, and one in the anus all at the same time with the intention of pleasing them all simultaneously.

Your Mom pleasured the entire starting lineup of the Golden State Warriors last night by taking the center in her mouth, the power forward in her vagina, the point guard in her anus, and each of the two shooting guards in her hands. She is a total five-tool player!

Five-Tool Player by McLovin1969 November 7, 2019

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literally every youtuber nowadays

hey did you see the new video called among us irl 3AM jake paul friday night funkin huggy wuggy poppy playtime five nights at freddy's fall guys five nights at fortcraft among us sus walter white (not clickbait) (gone wrong) (gone sexual) (cops called) (not clickbait) (SCARY) (not clickbait)?

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20k hdr 1200fps super nintendo ios 49 blue ray ultraviolet radiation 1080p PlayStation five 

when someone pulls out and outrageously old phone when you do something that your not allowed to do and tells

pov its 11:59 pm and you submit it 1 second late

little cousin: "i caught you in 20k hdr 1200fps super Nintendo iOS 49 blue ray ultraviolet radiation 1080p PlayStation five"

me: dropkicks him

20k hdr 1200fps super nintendo ios 49 blue ray ultraviolet radiation 1080p PlayStation five by Your local fbi agent :) October 25, 2022

Level Thirty Five Roxas Defeating Sephiroth Within Eighty One Attempts: Hades Playthrough Was Ran Within A Hundred And Eighty One Tries: 《¤》The First Juvenile Release... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Level Thirty Five Roxas Defeating Sephiroth Within Eighty One Attempts: Hades Playthrough Was Ran Within A Hundred And Eighty One Tries: 《¤》The First Juvenile Release... by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025