Fitzfaced 

"Tight" as used in F. Scott Fitzgerald's 'The Great Gatsby'. Drunk.

Last night i got totally fitzfaced on Saphire Martinis in East Egg.

Fitzfaced by bigd May 23, 2003

fitshaced 

Even more wasted than shitfaced. Completely fucked up beyond belief. The most gone you have ever been, plus about 4 more beers and one illegal drug.

Wow, dude, ure pooping and peeing all over the place while singing the new britney Spears Song. You are completely fitshaced.

fitshaced by Teabagger January 5, 2005

Fitface 

Someone with an attractive face, a hot person

"Alright fitface, can i buy you a drink?"

Fitface by xrca350 January 28, 2010

Fritzfaced 

kind of like being shitfaced but mixed with acting like a piece of shit alcoholic who calls himself a good cook. is also satisfied just getting by and living his life in an alcoholic haze.

Damn, you were fritzfaced last night.

Fritzfaced by nuna binnis December 16, 2008

Fitshaced pluckered 

The point of being unable to stand up due to uncontrollable stupidity and a couple of shrooms... alcohol two shots

Maaaan! I'm fitshaced pluckered aaaand can't get up can I sleep right here on da floor pweeaase

Fitshaced pluckered by Fart clock September 8, 2020

Fitshaced pluckered 

The point of laughing fake falling asleep on the floor due to complete Stupidity a couple shrooms and two shots but still being able to function

Maaaan I'm fitshaced pluckered and can't get up can I sleep on da couch....pweaaaaseee but I'ma go home anyway pweeaase..

Fitshaced pluckered by Fart clock September 8, 2020