Fishgooning
When you fuck a fish like a fleshlight
Bonus points If you squeeze the spunk out afterwards lime a yoghurt
Bonus points If you squeeze the spunk out afterwards lime a yoghurt
Fishgooning by fishcunt master 123 May 29, 2025
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Sexy Fishbooking
When someone posts a facebook status update that is very vague and makes use of sexual innuendos prompting people to be inquisitive.
Renee was sexy fishbooking when she posted this status update: Miss Maggie says she had a fun time this weekend and can't wait until you come back over to give her some of that good stuff.
Sexy Fishbooking by ZeboM April 14, 2010
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fishhooking
fishhooking is when ones index finger is placed inside another persons mouth and then the first person pulls very hard causing pain for the second person.
fishhooking by riley July 10, 2004
fishbooking
A Facebook status update intended to acquire compliments and positive feedback from others. People who do this usually do not know very many ways to get noticed by others. Similar to Flakebooking, except bragging is very obvious.
Shane: "Hates waiting in airport lines for CUBA!!! I am so tired!"
Joanna: "I am sick AGAIN! What did I do to deserve this!"
People love fishbooking to boost their confidence when they feel down. Too bad they don't realize it's a false sense of self-assurance.
Joanna: "I am sick AGAIN! What did I do to deserve this!"
People love fishbooking to boost their confidence when they feel down. Too bad they don't realize it's a false sense of self-assurance.
fishbooking by an-g-1985 February 8, 2010
Duke Fishroning
When you bite on a fisherman's hook, he reels you in, and then you have your way with him. After you must jump back in the water whilst screaming, "Duke Fishron has awoken!"
Duke Fishroning by Zenitalia July 26, 2026
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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