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Definitions by Zenitalia

Eye of Cthulhuing

When you cry uncontrollably on someone's dick before giving them nothing but teeth. After, you must surprise attack them with more strait teeth while grunting, "Eye of Cthulhu has awoken!"
Eye of Cthulhuing takes work, but man is it a TRIP!
Eye of Cthulhuing by Zenitalia July 26, 2026

Duke Fishroning

When you bite on a fisherman's hook, he reels you in, and then you have your way with him. After you must jump back in the water whilst screaming, "Duke Fishron has awoken!"
I got arrested for Duke Fishroning... WORTH IT!
Duke Fishroning by Zenitalia July 26, 2026

King Sliming

When you and someone in a ninja cosplay (preferred real ninja) are fucking and then you cover them in your semen. You then must dawn a crown and then scream, "King Slime has awoken!"
Me and that slippery shinobi were King Sliming yesterday. Hell yeah!
King Sliming by Zenitalia July 26, 2026

Eater of Worldsing

When you fill your partners anus with worms then eat their ass out. After, you must scream, "The Eater of Worlds has awoken!"
Man I LOOOOVE Eater of Worldsing!
Eater of Worldsing by Zenitalia July 26, 2026

Skeletroning

When you and old homeless man are having sex and then he shows you his old skeletal hand and gives you a despicable dry handjob.
I went to the homeless shelter the other day. The skeletroning I got was phenomenal!
Skeletroning by Zenitalia July 26, 2026

Psyducking

When your partner gives you a blowjob so fierce you get a migraine headache. After, you blast your psychic splooge and say, "You don't have enough badges to train me."
Bro my buddy Elijah and I were psyducking yesterday. Totally Rad!
Psyducking by Zenitalia July 25, 2026