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Fistussy
The act of punching a woman in her pussy so hard that your fist and her pussy become fused together as one.
Dude, my girl and I had to go to the hospital to get our fistussy separted yesterday after I punched her right in the pussy for talking too much.
Fistussy by firepual wulff October 20, 2009
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FISH PUSSY
FISH PUSSY by Roberto Boberto September 4, 2008
Firepussy Bitch
someone who has red hair and is a total bitch. they are extremely bipolar and if things don't go their way they flip out and go extremely crazy.
Firepussy Bitch by UrbanMothaFucka June 11, 2008
Fish pussy
Someone with a pussy that resembles the smell of a fish. You go down on it, and your nose hair burns. DAMN THAT SHIT SMELLS BAD. You get a boner and then you notice the stench and the weiner goes all floppy.
Fish pussy by GetIt89912 March 16, 2015
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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