telescope fish day

March 8th is the official day to celebrate the glory that is the deep sea telescope fish.

“Hey Jim, did you know that tomorrow is telescope fish day?”

“What it is?! I’m SO EXCITED!”

by Grungymuddy February 7, 2021

National Filet o’ Fish Day

April 15th is when you protect and attack peoples asscheeks

I’m excited for National Filet o’ Fish Day

by ThatKidThatYouSeeInTheHalls April 11, 2019

fish willy day

fish willy day is a day where u chop off a fishs willy. celebrated on september 10.

Maria: tyler why do u have a fish willy in ur hand?!
tyler: its fish willy day!!

by urmomsfat69 December 31, 2021

dead fish day

On October 23 we will celebrate the lives of the dead fish! We will protest to get them there rights bc DEAD FISH HAVE RIGHTS!! 🎣

dead fish day

by anonymous October 22, 2020

national slander fish day

National Slander Fish Day. The day people hate on fish because fish smells like crap. National Slander Fish Day is on April 4, 2023.

Friend: yo bro, todays april 4.
Me: yeah bro i know
Friend: you know what that means
Me: what?
Friend: its national slander fish day bro!!

by kade pee April 3, 2023

Selffish fish day

The day the girls can be as selffish as they want. No-one can say anything to them, because they simply do not care.

Today I have a selffish fish day, so I´m going to say home from school because I have a nail-appointment.

by Icecoffiechick March 22, 2024

Dead fish day

On the 23 on October we will celebrate the lives of the dead fish known as dead fish day we will protest to get dead fish there rights !

dead fish day

by anonymous October 22, 2020