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Firelands 

A school district known predominantly for driving tractors to school . Where it is awesome to be wearing dirty boots, driving pickup trucks and have missed out on ever having a winning sports team.
Did you see that dude over there trekking mud all over the floor on the other side of the store?
Ya how could I miss him!!
Ya he must go to firelands!

Ya did you happen to make it to school on time yesterday, cause I was late...
I was late too, but what do you expect those tractors only drive up to about 15 m.p.h.
Firelands by Danny55guitar January 2, 2012
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firemans troff 

A Whore that fucks Firmen,for 75 pence
"You dirty firemans troff go sell yourself for 75p"

Firemans blanket 

a sizable length of toilet paper (bogroll)neatly folded to completly cover the water in a toilet (shit pan).
to provent the disturbing furnominon splash back.
if you had of put a firemans blanket in the dunny you would not have got a wet ring piece.
Firemans blanket by James October 1, 2004

midget firemans helmet

The tip of the penis. It looks like a small firmans helmet.
I love it when she licks my midget firemans helmet.

firemans hose 

To properly pull off a firemans hose you must first have sex with a woman, and when you are about to ejaculate you pull out and let a little drool run onto her back. When she proceeds to turn over you blow your load all over her face and or chest.
Dude last night i totally firemans hose (d) this chick, it was all over!
firemans hose by Antreox May 17, 2011

Firemans Cap 

The tip of a penis, looks like a firemans cap.
I was washing my car. As my firemans cap rubbed against it, my hiding serpent came out to say hi.
Firemans Cap by BobbyRayJones February 20, 2010

finlandswede 

A person who’s born and raised in Finland but has Swedish as their native language.
“Oh she’s from Finland? So she speaks Finnish, then?”

“No, I think she’s a FinlandSwede.”
finlandswede by Lilia133 June 22, 2020