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The sack that holds testicles. It's nasty hellish name comes from the fact that they burn like fuck when kicked.
Please do not kick people's firebags. IT BURNS LIKE FUCKING HELL!!!
Firebag by TrollMaster666 September 28, 2021
Words you can keep
Pejorative term for a person perceived to be an anarchist, conspiracy theorist or a member of the Libertarian Party in the United States. These individuals are scorned as they are thought to be rebellious for the sake of contentiousness with merely a nebulous agenda. origin thought to be a parody of Teabagger, a devotee of the TEA Party movement in the U.S.
Some of those Occupy Wall Street protesters are not true liberals, but freakish firebags who are a hindrance to progressive politics.
firebag by MarioDL March 6, 2013

Cosmic Fireball 

A sex act that occurs during fellatio when you are about to cum and give her a facial while throwing a fireball at her face.
My girl came back from the beauty salon looking like Ronnie Garvin, so later that night I hit her with a cosmic fireball.

My boyfriend, an old school territory 'rasslin fan, hit me with the ol' cosmic fireball this afternoon - now my face smells like jizz and burn salve.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.
Cosmic Fireball by The Ether Bunny September 23, 2018

Firebagged 

1. The position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of.
2. A word describing something in a state of disrepair or incomplete.
3. To be in serious trouble.
4. In western Canada: being forced or tricked into the position described above as a result of an economic downturn.
1. "We're totally Firebagged! Not even McGyver could get outta this one."
2. This truck is Firebagged! Is sounds like there's a miniature horse screaming under the hood!"
3. Leena "Can we bribe the guards to let us out of this Mexican Prison?"
Gordie "Not after what you did - we're Firebagged!"
4. "He said there were only a few things wrong with his car, so I agree to fix it for $75. Once I looked under the hood I realized he totally Firebagged me."
Firebagged by UrbanBabelFish May 17, 2010
1. a pyromaniac, some who sets fire to random people, animals, or objects as a form of gratification

2. any arsonist
(from a type of insect that has nothing to do with fire despite it's name)
That guy must be a firebug if he keeps starting fires like that.

fireballed up 

a way to excuse your drunken behavior. related to the consumption of fireball whiskey.
ex: sorry i fell into your grill and ruined the barbecue, i was fireballed up
fireballed up by claire.bear April 24, 2014

Fireball Jutsu 

When you're about to ejaculate, you pull out and hold a lighter up to your dick. When you finally nut, scream FIRE STYLE; FIREBALL JUTSU and when the cum comes out it will be lit ablaze as it leaves your now burning dick.
Dude, last night I was doing it with Rebecca and to finish it all off, I performed the Fireball Jutsu1
Fireball Jutsu by Dongus504 May 8, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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