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Firefag

Any annoying, condescending prick who goes out of his way to make it known that he uses Firefox for all of his web browsing needs.
Fark poster #1: OMG, that link had a very annoying pop-up ad.
Fark poster #2: LOL, n00b. I haven't seen a pop-up ad in over two years, thanks to Firefox.
Fark poster #1: STFU, Firefag.
by Johnny Skidmark December 14, 2008
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Firefag

1. (Uppercase) Mozilla Firefox, the browser of choice among furfags. Firefag has many fanboys, much like the Playstation 3, which is another over-hyped piece of shit only furfags and Canadians would like.

2. (Lowercase) Someone who uses Firefag, insisting that "it's better than IE because it has tabbed browsing" even though IE has had tabs since the introduction of IE 7, but firefags will insist "oh, they stole that from Firefox," even though Firefag stole it from Opera, which likely got the idea from AOL.
Firefags are typically smug, elitest, anime-fan type basementdwellers, just like most Mac users, and like to try to force other people use Firefag, much like how Macfags like to force people to use Macs (Professors at art college, for example). Sometimes, they will even go so far as to make their websites only work when viewed on Firefag, but that begs the question: If Firefox is so great, people would choose to use it of their own volition, so why do you have to force others to use it?

3. (Lowercase) A retard.
Firefag: "I downloaded Firefox for my Mac, eh? Then I used it to look up fursuits on eBay, ey?"
by Fuck Shit Piss April 16, 2008
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Glory Firefighter

That guy who becomes a firefighter so he can put pictures of himself on Facebook and brag to his friends about all the babies he's saved even though he's the new probie who's only been on for a month and has no idea what he's getting in to.

This person doesn't pull his weight around the station, but why should he since he's a god? Chances are, this person hasn't even been in a real fire before.
Joe is such a glory firefighter, all he does is update his Facebook while he's not paying attention in training meetings about how much he loves being a firefighter.

Joe has been real quiet since we ran that bad car accident last Wednesday. I wonder how much he loves being a hero now that he's seen what we really do here.
by Ladder16 November 27, 2011
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Two Story Firefighter

A sexual act in which two people dress up like a tall firefighter. One person from the waist up, the other from the waist down.
The person dressed in the lower half must then stick his/her head into their partner anus or vagina. Creating the illusion of a very tall firefighter.
Mark: Dude that party was crazy last night.
Antony: I don't know man my head and neck hurt bad.
Mark: That's because you and Molly did a Two Story Firefighter!
Antony: Awesome!
*They high five*
by Wantacow March 15, 2009
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Junior firefighter

A junior firefighter or commonly known as explorer helps out the real firemen they get the bunker gear that firemen wear and they do everything a normal fireman would do except go into the building... They do things from changing air packs to Spraying the hose at the fire outside of the building many junior firefighters are so dedicated to the program they go to real firefighter meetings and drills....most explorers end up being real firefighters in the longrun Being a junior firefighter is great and will set a fun expierence for you As i said before you Get Bunker gear known as the equipment Firemen wear into the building Being a junior firefighter is GREAT!
Fireman:Hey Buddy/explorer Heres my air pack Change out the tank for me
Junior firefighter:Okay will do!
Fireman:Hey explorer! Get that hose out of the back pumper! Get it hooked up to the hydrant and spray that right window!
Junior firefighter:I love this program its the best
by Exploreroffirefighting May 11, 2011
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Fire Fag

A derogatory term for a fire fighter. Often used when they object to being called a water fairy.
The fire fags were upset that thier nap time had been interupted to go to a call for service.
by Monkeybomb January 25, 2010
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Friendly Firefighter

The Friendly Firefighter is a sexual position where a man stands behind a standing woman and puts his penis between her legs. When he cums she is able to use his dick as her own and shoot and whatever target she wants including other women or men.
Diane and I did the Friendly Firefighter all over the curtains, couch, and coffee table of the Airbnb.
by BearTwoDope September 19, 2023
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