1055 definitions by The Return Of Light Joker

in the bag

achieved with certainty

If we can stop that one punk in the corner of map, than the match is in the bag.

by The Return Of Light Joker January 17, 2011

scum

1. semen

2. any thick gunk

3. a despicable person

There was scum everywhere.

by The Return Of Light Joker March 13, 2008

near

nearly, almost

If he hadn't stopped going to heavy metal concerts he would be near deaf from all that noise.

by The Return Of Light Joker June 12, 2011

permadeath

a situation in video games where data is deleted when you lose, forcing you to start over again, permanent death (especially in the context of Rougelike RPGs)

Were you aware that permadeath was a part of the game?

by The Return Of Light Joker April 22, 2011

jasper

1. a naive, or simple man

2. a wasp

I don't care if this jasper is looking for help. I can't do anything for him.

by The Return Of Light Joker December 23, 2011

glamourpuss

a beautiful and attractive female

His sister couldn't have been more of a glamourpuss.

by The Return Of Light Joker May 9, 2011

red under the bed

an insidious communist presence that has infiltrated a capitalist society (the under the bed part refers to the stereotypical child's fear of monsters under the bed, often used ironically to describe the mentality of people who are paranoid about communists)

Back then the red under the bed was viewed as the driving force behind our defense budget.

by The Return Of Light Joker January 9, 2012