Fire log

The type of shit that makes your ass hole burn.

or

Another word for doing a number 2.

Person 1: Person 2 where have you been, You have been gone for ages.

Person 2: I went to make some fire logs.

Fire log by M.Doyle October 13, 2007

Cleveland fire log 

Close to the cleveland steamer the cleveland fire log is the act of eating spicy food while shitting and pissing at the same time, this act is commen in cleveland and it is law to so this atleast once in cleveland.

"First time with the cleveland fire log?"

"Yeah, the constant burning near my asshole feels horrid."

Cleveland fire log by Yesman64 January 21, 2020

Log Fire 

On a night out, you make your ginger friend drink wayyy too much so he/she then passes out. At which point you and your other friends simultaneously plank atop his/her head/pelvis. In any photo taken the friends hair must be in full view. The same situation can be re-created if he passes out by any other means; K.O.'d, heart attack, stroke, instantaneous coma disease, etcetera etcetera

}DUDE! How drunk was conor last night?
Drunk enough to let me Log Fire him

-Hey man do you have any photos from vegas?
Yeah I have a brilliant one of me and the lads making a Log Fire on Carrot Top's bush

Log Fire by Big Leezo December 6, 2011

Take a log off the fire 

A term used by beauties meaning "simmer down"

Guy: You got a problem baud?
You: Take a log off the fire pal

Take a log off the fire by Giverrrr February 10, 2014

Putting a log on the fire 

the act of defecating on a red heads bush during or after intercourse.

Tom: How did it go with that red head Teresa last night?
Pat: It got really weird man. I did some really messed up stuff.
Tom: like what?
Pat: Well it involved putting a log on the fire if you know what I mean?
Tom: You took a shit on her bush?
Pat: Yeah

Putting a log on the fire by CM Billingsworth July 6, 2011

log on the fire 

When you meet a drunk girl at a bar or club and you go back to her room for a one night stand, after you have sex with her and she passes out, you shit in her panties so when she wakes up in the morning itching herself she thinks she shit herself.

Ian took that girl home and gave her a log on the fire.

log on the fire by AintTelin August 25, 2006

A Log Just Hit the Fire Door 

The sudden onset of the need to shit urgently.

Damn, A log just hit the fire door, I'll be right back.

A Log Just Hit the Fire Door by ipat8 February 16, 2024