Fire Island

The Greatest Place on Earth and this place that is know only as Fire Island has nothing bad about it no cars no cops and no tourists except for July 4th..... fuck tourists There are a few facts about fire island that you might not know

1. No Shoes
2. Drinking age is only 14
3. Outdoor Showers Only
4. Kan Jam is a Required skill
5. Bay Picnic is better than Christmas
6. The Most Important of all... LOCALS ONLY

I love Fire island

by BAYPICNICISWHENWEALLGETDRUNK January 29, 2009

fire island

A barrier island, approximately 30 miles long and 0.5 miles wide, in Suffolk County on the southern side of Long Island in the U.S. state of New York. It is known to be a popular vacation spot for the GLBT community.

Adam and Steve are going to Fire Island for a double-honeymoon with Jane and Mabel.

by Rashaun E. September 13, 2005

fire island

A resort for homosexualsso they can have homesexual sex without interuption.

Jake was constipated before he and roger went to Fire Island, now you can fit a pear up there.

by StunGun June 20, 2006

fire island

Without touching each other getting two people to climax through masturbation over the phone, computer or in person.

Wow, that was the best visit to fire island we've ever had over the phone.

by Smophy November 22, 2007

Fire Island Deluxe

A variation of the Long Island Special where the wax technician waxes the asshole with one hand and jacks off the recipient with the other.

I usually get a Long Island Special, but I'd totally be down for a good handy. How about a Fire Island Deluxe?

by Barran301 September 14, 2016

Fire Island Shorts

A straight man wearing shorts that are too tight and too short.

Len wore Fire Island Shorts to the barbecue.

by BlueButterfly December 5, 2007

Fire Island Ferry

Sex act involving 2 men and 1 woman. The woman has to be lying down so that one of the men can urinate on her chest while the other man titty-fucks her, in essence creating a ferry between her tits.

Damn, that weekend got so crazy I got to Fire Island Ferry that girl!

by gruntificus December 10, 2009