A close friend of Quandale Dingle, he farted in his grandpa's breating machine and his lungs turned black. And is currently on the run. His friend, Kevin Barnacle Jones tried to kiss him while he was sleeping, so he punched him in the nose.
A phrase synonymous with the antiquated “FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT,” this is a skill set mastered by those familiar with #thestruggle, those afflicted with the elusive “I forgot my wallet at home” syndrome, and good old-fashioned thrillseekers everywhere who delight in getting their hands on the irresistible little “FREEBIES” life has to offer.