fingerhood

to cocksuck, mainly used in a derogatory sense.

Les: Hey, son, you fucking made that bitch fingerhood that shit last night.
Bob: hehe, yeah buddy.

by kobe g September 22, 2006

Albert Fingernoodle

A close friend of Quandale Dingle, he farted in his grandpa's breating machine and his lungs turned black. And is currently on the run. His friend, Kevin Barnacle Jones tried to kiss him while he was sleeping, so he punched him in the nose.

Whats up guys, Albert Fingernoodle here.

by oogaoogaoogachaka May 7, 2022

fingerhands

Hands that exist at the tip of each finger. This would require the distal bones in each phalange to develop smaller metacarpal bones, or meta-metacarpal bones. A hand within a hand. The biological equivalent to the dream science demonstrated in the documentary "Inception."

"Oh my god! That baby has hands on his fingers!"
"You mean fingerhands?"
"Yeah!.... that's like 10 hands altogether!"
"Don't you mean 12 hands?"
"No, idiot! Thumbs aren't fingers!"

by LloydSchumner December 27, 2011

Fingerhorn

The grotesque remnants of a human fingernail lingering on a finger that was partially severed by a lawnmower. The nail accurately resembles the horn of an African rhinoceros and gives nightmares to everyone that encounters it.

Guy 1: What the fuck is up with that guy's fingernail?
Guy 2: Yeah, supposedly he stuck it into a lawn mower a few years ago, while it was running!
Guy 1: It looks like the horn of a rhinoceros!
Guy 2: It's a total fingerhorn.

by Powdr_dayz September 30, 2011

Fingerholi Test

When deciding if one wants to engage in anal intercourse or salad tossing, first insert ones finger into your partners anus to determine if it clean or not

When his partner didn’t pass the Fingerholi test, Dino wiped his finger on the wall and got out of there.

by Betty Faye Wobble January 16, 2021

fingerdoodle

Randomly drawing in the air with a finger.

When she was bored, she'd fingerdoodle lazily.

by Eliza Li February 4, 2009

Fongerdoodle

wang, dick, genital, penis, generaly large in size yet thin

Dear lord, Suzan, His fongerdoodle is collasall

by gank of america March 18, 2007