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Fingerasm 

this is what happens when your fingers do not listen to your brain when you try to type words on msn, resulting in several typeing mistakes called "typos." It can appear as if your fingers have just spasmed, that is why it is called fingerasms
- brenna(: says:

LAMO soo much fun lats nihgt at taht aewsoemst ptary evre

јέѕѕіċẵ says:

ahaha wowww

- brenna(: says:

typios damn
ahh more typojs
typos*
lmao soo much fun last night at that awesomest party ever
there finally, stupid fingerasm i had there
Fingerasm by x0bren0x May 20, 2010

Fingermaster 

Noun. A person who fingers very often and is a pro at it. Could be male or female.
Oh my god! Jenna's boyfriend is a fingermaster. He did it again last night.
Fingermaster by UhUhMoreMore February 19, 2009

fingerhands 

Hands that exist at the tip of each finger. This would require the distal bones in each phalange to develop smaller metacarpal bones, or meta-metacarpal bones. A hand within a hand. The biological equivalent to the dream science demonstrated in the documentary "Inception."
"Oh my god! That baby has hands on his fingers!"
"You mean fingerhands?"
"Yeah!.... that's like 10 hands altogether!"
"Don't you mean 12 hands?"
"No, idiot! Thumbs aren't fingers!"
fingerhands by LloydSchumner December 27, 2011

finger hash

the resin that accumulates on one's fingers while processing fresh marijuana
what the (cough) hell (cough) did you (cough) put in that (cough) pipe? finger hash?
finger hash by sircasey February 16, 2009

Fingerbash 

When one uses one's fingers to bash a pie, tart , jelly , vagina, or any other squishy slimey object.
Girl- ' oi jim ! What the hell are you doing to my flan!'
Jim- ' oh . . i'm just fingerbashing it?'
Girl- ' why?'
Jim- 'It feels good . . . do you want to fingerbash you? '
Girl- ' Sure'
Fingerbash by fishcake12345 December 15, 2009

Fingerdash

Mentioned by AmazingPhil to be something dodgy on urban dictionary.
Appears in their Geometry Dash Video on DanAndPhilGames.
Fingerdash. That sounds like something that would be dodgy on urban dictionary. - Philip Lester
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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