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final warning 

the best band you'll ever hear
forget about fall out boy or guns n rose
TFW for the win
"man did you hear final warning's new demo? IT RULEZZ!!"
final warning by kthanks December 6, 2006

Final warning 

Ohoho! OoOoOoH nOoOo! What are you going to do? Steal A.I. from me and make my life a Truman Show-esque hell? OoOoOoOoOoH nOoOoOoOo!
Hym "I don't know about all that but you can go ahead and finally warn deez nuts... How's that sound, Joe? You got a final warning for deez nuts? Cuz... You know... You're gonna need one..."
Final warning by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

China's final warning 

Russian term coined during the Cold War to describe a warning that carries no real meaning.

An empty threat
Person 1: "Man, this asshole told me to pay him money or he will burn my house to the ground."
Person 2: "Relax, he probably gave you China's final warning."
China's final warning by redocelot September 8, 2022

china's final warning 

"China's final warning" (Russian: Последнее китайское предупреждение) is a Russian proverb that originated in the former Soviet Union, to refer to a warning that carries no real consequences.
Donald:'' Pooh said he will launch missiles if Mickey comes to visit his neighbour. He sounds serious!''

Vlad:'' Meh... That's him using China's final warning. Last time I stole pots of honey from him in Tuva and he didn't do nothing. ''

The Final Warning Shot 

That last emission of pump gas before rhe onset of Monkey Toe. So unspeakably pungent it can only mean the next shot will be live ammunition.
"Good Lord Nelson, that surely must have been the final warning shot. The stench from that last trouser cough has me in fear for your britches. The next will surely be live! "

"Noted Hardy, I believe the monkey has formulated an escape plan. Even now I feel his toe pushing at my clackervalve to begin his attempt."

From The diary of Lord Horatio Nelson at the Battle of Trafalgar.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026