Shitting ones pants when undertaking outdoor activities alone. Usefully resulting in the wearing of another persons pants due your own being soiled.
My cousin went hiking and got lost and disoriented. He must had gone the “ filthyKevin” ,cause when I saw him come back down the hill he was wearing somebody’s pants and not his own.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'