A place to store files, taxs, dead body's, and those files your company wants you to keep and they say you would use it but you never will need
by Orange_cheerio November 04, 2016
A filing cabinet is formal term for a person that exhibits little to no intelligence, provided that they have a functioning brain. Many people mistakenly use terms like "stupid", "retarded" or "mentally handicapped" in place of such a word, but those words are reserved for people without a fully functioning brain.
You're such a filing cabinet.
by thomasgreen June 10, 2013
Beatrice wanted me to unload my feces in her and not get her pregnant, so we finished with a rusty file cabinet.
by Hambubgerderf November 16, 2011
by pete Thay November 21, 2007