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Tiddlywank 

A penis of small size and girth.
Phil: Well, show me your schlong, Dan.
Dan: OK ;)
Phil: Wow, that is one tiddlywank you have there!
Tiddlywank by Diddly-dong April 16, 2015
Related Words

fiddlywonk

Whimsical and goofy substitute word for penis
Can I see your fiddlywonk?
fiddlywonk by spacefall06 May 28, 2024

Fiddlywacker 

A type of word to describe masturbation
Right, just gonna go have a fiddlywacker ill be 30 seconds.

fiddlewack 

When you beat off to buck and you try and beat off again but it’s soft
I was beating off last night but it just turned into a fiddlewack
fiddlewack by Billywilly April 6, 2022

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026